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my friend Sera just sent me this.
i dig it.
Sing this to "I Will Survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and knew I could take you on.....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should've known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, should've known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on, now, GO! Walk out the door! Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prick to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!??!!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cause as long as I have
batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, when I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs. Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cause as long as I have
batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
i dig it.
Sing this to "I Will Survive"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and knew I could take you on.....
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should've known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, should've known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on, now, GO! Walk out the door! Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a prick to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!??!!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cause as long as I have
batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, when I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs. Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cause as long as I have
batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!