Audio interface for sale.

[smut_it_bore]

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/msg/1698650844.html

You know you want it.
Add 10 bucks for shipping anywhere outside Portland.

M.

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[smut_it_bore]

More like "fagged for..." uh... I got nothin' after that.

Little help?

Here was the text:

Posted to musical instruments on portland -- washington co craigslist

For starters, yes this a real post, so please don't be a pussy and flag this thing.
Yes, I'm really selling this interface.
For realsies.
And now...

Holy fucking cocks, can you believe this shit? The u420.d has enough features and I/O's for live sound as well as home recording applications. Record shit at your local bar or in your house! Nobody cares what you do. You're like fuckin' Jesus with shit! Just look at the crazy crap you get with this bitch:

-4-channel mic/line mixer with 24bit/96kHz FireWire I/O.
Motherfuckin' right!
-Simple, Modern design makes mixing simple on stage or in the studio.
Fuck, you can take this thing anywhere. You'll get good sound even if you shove it in your rectum!
-2 premium Mackie mic channels with 3-band, mid-sweep Active EQ.
You just shit your pants, didn't you?
-True 48V phantom power for condenser microphones
Powered by fuckin' GHOSTS!
-2 high-headroom stereo line inputs with RIAA phono preamps, 3-band “full-kill” acitve EQ and a 30mm crossfader
Ain't no half assed faggotry with this ma'fucker. FULL KILL. Your ass doesn't stand a chance!
-Built-in DI box for instruments like acoustic guitar and bass
Get your Hootie and the Blowfish on!
-Mackie designed RIAA phono preamp for turntables
DJ like a mad cunt!
-Stereo aux send for booth monitoring and effects
I don't know what that shit means, but it's high tech as fuck!
-Self-mono-ing outputs for simple connection to a single monitor
Monitor or Minotaur?
-Headphone out with separate level control wired pre-main for simple overdubbing
You can just layer tracks on top of each other, dog! Brian Wilson is ain't got nothin' on you!
-Large main volume knob and high resolution metering for quick control and monitoring of your main mix
Livin' large. You remember the Fat Boys? Those niggas was fuckin' HUGE!
-Separate FireWire input level control and loop-thru switch for max flexibility on stage or in the studio
You're like a Yoga master on crack cocaine with this unit. Flex your shit. To the MAX.
-Tracktion 3 Project Bundle software included
Fuck, I might as well be giving away blowjobs! Well, actually I think I lost this disc, but what the hell do you care? You can just pirate a DAW by yourself.

Chances are good this thing is too much interface for your stupid ass, but check it out: it's only 125 dollars, so what do you care?
Buy it today and I'll throw in some fucking Zorbees or some Kaboom or something.*

Peace out, bitches!

*I ain't givin' you fucking Zorbees or Kaboom. Go buy that shit for yourself.

* Location: Tigard
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The pictures were pretty hilarious too, except they're on my other computer so I can't post them right now.

Stupid craigslist.

M.

[memeworrywort]

That's hilarious! They probably thought you weren't serious.