monkeys

Mar 04, 2006 01:28

If you ever read a post by me, read this one. (it's mostly about monkeys and how we can learn from them)Not just any monkeys, Binobos (who are actually chimps, not monkeys, I know, but I like the word monkey a lot and so should you). For those of you that aren't in the know, Binobos are our horny little relatives. What do I mean by this? Well, when we meet someone new we tend to shake their hand and politely introduce ourselves. When Binobos meet a new Binobo they tend to masturbate with them. When we have conflict, we tend to declare war and start shooting. Binobos have a group orgy. Now, my point is not that we should all have sex with anyone and everyone whenever we feel like it. In fact, I don't have a point at all. I was just thinking about monkeys. I think we need to de-evolve in some ways and get more in touch with our monkey heritage. I think if we all ate a banana in a tree today it would be a good day.
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