World Religions
Taoism-Shit happens.
Hare Krishina-Shit happens. Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism-This shit happpened before!
Islam-If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen-What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism-When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism-Confucias say, "Shit happens."
7th Day Adventist-Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism-Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism-If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witnesses-Knock, Knock, "Shit happens."
Unitarian-What is this shit?
Mormon-Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism-Why does this shit happen to me?
Rastafarianism-Let's smoke this shit.
Hare Krishina-Shit happens. Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism-This shit happpened before!
Islam-If shit happens, take a hostage.
Zen-What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism-When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism-Confucias say, "Shit happens."
7th Day Adventist-Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism-Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism-If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witnesses-Knock, Knock, "Shit happens."
Unitarian-What is this shit?
Mormon-Shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism-Why does this shit happen to me?
Rastafarianism-Let's smoke this shit.