stolen from shell
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1.) Your name: Rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream
2.) Your age: 20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3.) One of your friends: katy
An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
Damn! She has katy legs!
4.) What should you be doing? assignments
A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do
Fuck it, it's just another assignment.
5.) Your favourite colour: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6.) Your birthplace: Sydney
Perfection. A beautiful young woman desired by many, but she desires only one other. Fearing love yet wanting it. Amazing. Stupendous. Incredible. What else is there to say?
OMG! I am lucky to have Sydney
7.) Last person you talked to: mum
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
8.) Last thing you had to drink: water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
9.) Your nickname: shmoe
Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.
Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."
1.) Your name: Rachel
The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream
2.) Your age: 20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3.) One of your friends: katy
An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
Damn! She has katy legs!
4.) What should you be doing? assignments
A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do
Fuck it, it's just another assignment.
5.) Your favourite colour: purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6.) Your birthplace: Sydney
Perfection. A beautiful young woman desired by many, but she desires only one other. Fearing love yet wanting it. Amazing. Stupendous. Incredible. What else is there to say?
OMG! I am lucky to have Sydney
7.) Last person you talked to: mum
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
British Guy: Hey mum, I'm home.
American Tit: Hey mom I'm gay!
8.) Last thing you had to drink: water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
9.) Your nickname: shmoe
Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.
Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)
"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"
"No, Ive never even heard of them."
"What a shmoe."