Giddy Time!!!!
*~*Well today has been good so far. Made some brownies!!!!! YAY!! I get to eat them when I get done the house work!!
Kitchen~~Everything in there
Dusting
Donovan's Bottles~~made and in the fridge
Laundry~~Washed, Dryed, And folding now and to put up here in a min!! Oh fun but I love house work...I love being a "house wife"....lol
*~*Gotta figure out something for dinner but I have no idea...lol
Ben made me smile for the first time today...well besides Morph Tickeling me. Goddess I hate that crap..but oh well he makes it fun...lol
*~*From Big Ben~~For those of you who know him....lol*~*
Another little dip into the sewer of my mind....
Since my active lifestyle has been called into question and I am yet again bored in class I shall retort. I do more than smoke, masturbate and play video games. My attention span is equal to that of an epileptic rodent so I HAVE to do more than that...
I also taunt dogs. Just waggle your thumb at them and yell at the top of your lungs "Hey, Fido, guess what, this right here is why I'M the MASTER and YER the DOG AHAHAHAAAA"...it's very cathartic.
I go to the video store and randomly switch adult movies with Disney films....Fight Club gave me the idea but I prefer the low tech approach.
I fish. Not with a rod and line though. I go to the public pond where the tame fish are,take a loaf of bread and a baseball bat with me. It's more sporting I think.
I go to the comp lab at school and set all the desktop wallpapers and screen savers with images from the Nasty Gangbanging Midget Golden Shower Slut website. Some of you might have that one on your favorites list.
I set up a small box that I hide in...*okay, if it's ME hiding in it it's a large box* with a hole cut into it with the words "Don't look in this hole"...when human nature takes it's course, I urinate through the hole...then run.
I jazzercise....don't look at me like that.
Some people use topiary, the skill of shaping bushes and shrubs into familiar shape through cutting and trimming, to relax. I do the same thing, but I use my available body hair. I'm trimming my pubes into the shape of the wily Austrailian Leaping Anteater...guess what I use for its tongue.
I go to blood banks dressed like Bela Lugosi and make loud profane demands for a speedy withdrawal due to the fact that it's my lunch hour.
I wait for the time of season when lemmings commit suicide, and paint a huge backdrop that looks like the edge of a cliff *lifesize* then sit back with a cooler of beer and wait.
I go to the Special Olympics and put all the handicapped parking signs in the very back of the parking lot.
I have crutch scars on my skull to this day.
I go to the retirement village and soup up all the electric wheelchairs with nitro injectors. Zoom, Granny, Zoom zoom zoom.
*~*Well I guess I'm out if I want to get the rest of that stuff done and be able to cook and work out a lil tonight. But anyways I'll ttyl o-tay. Feel free to call or what not....lol
*~*KITTY*~*'
P.S. Archie I suggest you listen to my Faire Celts cd if you like that kindaf of stuff and I know you do ...it's very soothing...nice to listen to in the bath and stuff like that. buy anywho ttyl!!!
Kitchen~~Everything in there
Dusting
Donovan's Bottles~~made and in the fridge
Laundry~~Washed, Dryed, And folding now and to put up here in a min!! Oh fun but I love house work...I love being a "house wife"....lol
*~*Gotta figure out something for dinner but I have no idea...lol
Ben made me smile for the first time today...well besides Morph Tickeling me. Goddess I hate that crap..but oh well he makes it fun...lol
*~*From Big Ben~~For those of you who know him....lol*~*
Another little dip into the sewer of my mind....
Since my active lifestyle has been called into question and I am yet again bored in class I shall retort. I do more than smoke, masturbate and play video games. My attention span is equal to that of an epileptic rodent so I HAVE to do more than that...
I also taunt dogs. Just waggle your thumb at them and yell at the top of your lungs "Hey, Fido, guess what, this right here is why I'M the MASTER and YER the DOG AHAHAHAAAA"...it's very cathartic.
I go to the video store and randomly switch adult movies with Disney films....Fight Club gave me the idea but I prefer the low tech approach.
I fish. Not with a rod and line though. I go to the public pond where the tame fish are,take a loaf of bread and a baseball bat with me. It's more sporting I think.
I go to the comp lab at school and set all the desktop wallpapers and screen savers with images from the Nasty Gangbanging Midget Golden Shower Slut website. Some of you might have that one on your favorites list.
I set up a small box that I hide in...*okay, if it's ME hiding in it it's a large box* with a hole cut into it with the words "Don't look in this hole"...when human nature takes it's course, I urinate through the hole...then run.
I jazzercise....don't look at me like that.
Some people use topiary, the skill of shaping bushes and shrubs into familiar shape through cutting and trimming, to relax. I do the same thing, but I use my available body hair. I'm trimming my pubes into the shape of the wily Austrailian Leaping Anteater...guess what I use for its tongue.
I go to blood banks dressed like Bela Lugosi and make loud profane demands for a speedy withdrawal due to the fact that it's my lunch hour.
I wait for the time of season when lemmings commit suicide, and paint a huge backdrop that looks like the edge of a cliff *lifesize* then sit back with a cooler of beer and wait.
I go to the Special Olympics and put all the handicapped parking signs in the very back of the parking lot.
I have crutch scars on my skull to this day.
I go to the retirement village and soup up all the electric wheelchairs with nitro injectors. Zoom, Granny, Zoom zoom zoom.
*~*Well I guess I'm out if I want to get the rest of that stuff done and be able to cook and work out a lil tonight. But anyways I'll ttyl o-tay. Feel free to call or what not....lol
*~*KITTY*~*'
P.S. Archie I suggest you listen to my Faire Celts cd if you like that kindaf of stuff and I know you do ...it's very soothing...nice to listen to in the bath and stuff like that. buy anywho ttyl!!!