never too busy for a meme

Dec 10, 2005 21:43

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
I dunno what egg nog is, but would want it with chips in any case, so hot chocolate I suppose.

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
He wraps them. I’m not at home for Lazy Santa.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
I like the white ones best. Classic, innit.

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Not really. I supply booze, which has much the same effect.

5. When do you put your decorations up?
During the periods of living on my own, not at all.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)
Roast spuds, cooked by my old dear. Just fantastic.

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
Some mental Christmas where not only did it snow, I got a clock radio AND a watch. Same sort of gifts kids get excited over now, really.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
I don’t honestly know. But I do remember my old dears’ tale of What Happens When Santa Comes, which is that she hides behind the sofa when he arrives, and pets Rudolph while he is delivering my presents. I’ve since found out that she is a fucking liar.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
No. Not Christmas Day innit.

10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him?
Mince pie, carrot for Rudolph.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Love it. London looks lovely in the snow, and it enables me to live in a Richard Curtis film in my head.

12. Can you ice skate?
I went once, and my fucking ankles were fucked for days afterwards. I quite like the idea of it, though. Again, only in the Richard Curtis film in my head.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
It might well have been the clock radio that time. I hearted it. It still works, and is on active duty at my old dears’, to this day.

14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
Doing well at Camden. Yes, I know, but it is at the moment. And then doing nothing whatsoever until the middle of January.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
Christmas pud. I love it.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
I usually go to a nice carol service, outdoors, because of the Richard Curtis film in my head.

17. What tops your tree?
An angel, when I have a tree.

18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving?
Haha, awesome.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol?
Once in royal David’s City. I nearly blubbed one Christmas, when Charlotte ‘Anyone Can Have A Go’ Church did it on the telly. But I love Christmas carols, they are so lovely.

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?

FUCK OFF YOU DIABETIC YANKEE CUNT.
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