It's not like many people reply to my posts, but it's a nice concise little meme for those who're into that kind of thing.
If nothing I say makes any sense, it's because I'm pretty out of it right now.
Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:
(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason
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So, Jaden?
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*cracks knuckles* Lessee here.
a) He's secretly a genius just pretending to be dumb 8D
He went to Atticus for help after continually getting naked in front of Bastian didn't work XD
He loves garlic. Well that could be real canon, I don't know, but it's also in my head for some reason XD
b) Season three. 'Nuff said.
c) Fanboy and -girl attracting powers!
d/e) Well, he never took LSD, because apparently he REALLY DID magically travel to outer space and talk to a dolphin-man.
He never fell in love with Chazz, because all the fangirls abandoned 'ship when Jesse came along.
He never turned all emo, because we're in denial that seasons three and four ever happened ¬.¬
And he never got all five of these written about him because Claire ran out of time. *shamed*
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Oh, so you're implying I should sent him to Atticus for help? ;P And as far as I know he likes all sandwiches so garlic goes well. XD
And not all the fans abandoned 'ship, I still like it a bit, just not as much as other pairings. XD
Are we in denial or is it selective ignornce? =3
Nuuu! You ran out of time!
Okay, if you're up for another one here's someone random - Serenity Wheeler.
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I'm not trying to imply things at you, I just get ahead of myself by imagining how things are going to go XD Although I assumed you'd probably end up wanting to do that anyway because Atticus is after all our self-proclaimed love guru XD
I know you didn't abandon it, you're not fickle like the others <3 And it wouldn't matter anyway because I never actually liked it >.>
We're both 8D
I'll do it for Serenity next post, otherwise I'll run out of time again XD
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No, I'd seen things going that way too. :) I do really want Jaden to have a talk with Atticus about his relationship with Bastian at some point. ^^ Because Jaden needs help and Atticus is the cavalry. =P
Don't worry, I wouldn't take offense. XD Right now I've been bouncing around the Jaden pairings without particularly settling on one.
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Atticus will help Jaden seduce Bastian in between being seduced himself by Abidos, and trying to seduce Zane. He sure is busy 8D
Jaden can go with almost anyone, he just likes people XD
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Seduction isn't easy. 8D Maybe he could invite Jaden along to watch for tips. :P
There are not many he doesn't work with.
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I can't imagine that would help the situation with Zane, but Abidos probably wouldn't mind XD
He's the lowest common denominator XD
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Zane doesn't need help he needs tied down. :D
He's the number one? 8D
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Perhaps that's what Atticus should do :D
He's 1^-1 8D (Maths humour!)
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Let's hope he has some rope lying around then. XD
Oh, that funny Maths humour. 8D
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Of course, or something that he can use to tie people up anyway--it's Atticus XD
Did I ever tell you the joke about the chemist, the engineer and the mathematician staying at a hotel? 8D
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Abidos has probably gone off looking for those. :D
No, but you must tell me. :D
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That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do XD
All right, you asked for it XD An engineer, a chemist and a mathematician were attending a convention and stayed overnight at the same hotel. During the night, a fire broke out in the area of their rooms. The engineer woke up and saw the flames, and so he found a length of hose in his luggage, attached it to the bathroom tap and drenched the place until the fire was out, then went back to bed. The chemist woke up next and noticed the fire in his room, so he went first to his desk and did some fluid dynamics equations, then fetched a measuring cylinder from his luggage and measured out an exact amount of water and put out the flames without making a mess, then went back to sleep. Finally the mathematician woke up and noticed flames in his room, so he went to his desk with a glass of water and a match. He lit the match, then extinguished it in the glass, observing carefully, and declared "a solution exists!" Then he went back to bed. 8D
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He's not subtle at all. ;D
*Bursts out laughing* Oh, that poor mathematician. :D It's wrong that I pictured Bastian then. 8D
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Ohh, wait, THAT'S why he was going through Atticus' stuff in the email! *is slow* XD
XD! Bastian has enough sense to know how to put out a fire, I hope XD
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