The icon meme
Found at the fandom_memes community, again.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
The list:
A rainbow
Bastian
Duke
Guy
Homestar Runner
Hudson
Hughes
Jaden
Jim
Joey
Koga
Little John
Pharaoh
Shirley
Syrus
Tristan
A rainbow/Bastian
Bwahaha, I'm sure Bastian and the rainbow will be very happy together; just like Atticus, Zane and the lighthouse. But Jesse will be mad with jealousy XD
Duke/Guy
Nope, this pairing couldn't work; they'd fight over who was prettier. I doubt Duke's dice games are any good against swords, and the wrath of the Sherriff.
Homestar/Hudson
Well, Homestar could listen in his blank, vaguely interested way while Hudson shows off and talks endlessly about himself, and they'd both be happy--this could work! Doesn't make it any less disturbing, though.
Hughes/Jaden
And now I have the mental image of Maes Hughes carrying around a photo of Jaden and showing it to people. o.O
Jim/Joey
XD For the win!
Joey: What's the deal with his inappropriate accent?
Koga/Little John
The sasquatch and a wolf man, how could this not be a touching romance? If Koga came running through Sherwood forest, Little John could clothesline him with his stick and ask Robin if he could keep him XD
Pharaoh/Shirley
I already came up with this one ages ago, I'm all for it XD
Syrus/Tristan
Aw, why not? I could see this appealing to the ol' Protectshipping crowd, though; don't know that I'd want them getting their hands on it.
Okay, my previous post has been totally blown out of the water when it comes to generating bizarre crossovers XD