The check list

Dec 01, 2005 01:53

I have come up with a check list or a quetioner that all you lucky boys have to fill out b4 you can go beyond friend.

Name:
Age:
Hiar Color:
Eye Color:
Tattos:
Peircings:
Sexual Oriantation:

Are you now or have you ever been on Anti- depressents
if so what drug and for what

Are you now or have you ever been Married ( please note if you are married you shouldn't fill out anymore of this. go home to your wife and tell her tha tyou are a cock sucker and that you should get a divorce)

Do you suffer from Sesanal Depression (if so please stop now and get help)

Do youhave a job

DOes your Job pay you over $7 and hour. (if not go away)

Do you have a car:

Do you drink

do you smoke

Do you use drugs (if so please fuck off)

Are you over the age of 20

Are you under the age of 40

What kind of music do you like

If you were Ice cream what kind would you be

Can you mathmaticly explain the retro-grade mothion of a planet

have you ever been arested
if so why

would you ever hit me ( cuz sweety if you do I'll kill ya where you stand)

Is your family crazy ( keep trucken if they are)

how far have you taken you education

Where do you see your self in 10 yrs

Do youhave a life plan

How do you feel about small dogs

Can you pay your own way in life

what is your Idea of a romantic date

Ok soo if you've answerd these questions and they've been excetped by the panel of judges you may now hold my hand and may-be even kiss me.

Hello my freaky dears
the above is proof that I am frustrated with Boys they are dumb and we shoud throw rocks at them. but anyways I have the next couple days off found out today that I don;t have New yers eve off FUCKERS but anyways looks like I'm worken every fucking holyday YAY me but ablah such is life. I hope all is well with everyone in LJ land.

Cheers
Adam

Quote of the day
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
--General George S. Patton

poem/ song lyrics

I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I learned the hard way, to never let it get that far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
Over the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Because of you

If the above are not the lyrics to (Because Of You) by KELLY CLARKSON Would
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