MOVIE REVIEW!
ahahahahahaha what do you get when you cross crappy acting,horrible plot, and a feamle super heroe? a movie with many mood swings and personality disorders also known as the movie catwoman. patience by day catwoman by night and sometimes they mix it up. it all starts when she makes a bad picture to show off thenew company item being sold and the boss ( who is asnide jackass who i am very fond of since he was the best actor in the entire movie.. second to the cat. so she gets a second chance to make a new art design the catch she has until midnight ( the plot thickens..kind of) so she works on it... all night and when she finishes she calls and would you believe it they dont deliver at 11:30 at night what jackass's so she goes to whereve it is she has to deliver it ... yes she has to deliver it to a gaurded compund ( seriously this movie gets even less sensible as it goes along) so for some reason she breaks into the side door so she can deliver her artwork she walks around calling out so somebody can here her but they dont until she gets within 5 feet and heres the conflict of the movie which i must say had to have come straight from the mind of a mentally disabled 6 year old. the new beauty cream they are selling is actually toxic waste and destroys your face when you stop using it. at which point she conveniently knocks over some glass object .... and she starts running the gaurds come and shoot at her so she runs into a sewage pipe? they close it anmd drown her but shes not dead although the movie would have been 10 times better if it just ended right there. but alas that wasnt the case... so somehow she gets washed up onto some rocky outcrop surrounded by water..... and cats surround her ( i guess they swam) and start meowing then a cat walks up hallie berry and suddenly she is alive because the cat gave her its powers?yadda yadda yadda the next door neighbors are making to much noise so she knocks on there door and they slam it on her face ( here is the action scene!) so she kicks the door down and everybody stares at her , she spits off some lines that are supposed to be intimidating but the fact that she is walking around like a cat doesnt make it very intimidating so she jumps on the bar like a cat and sprays the speakers with beer (exciting!) and then she sprays the guy with the beer ( thats the action part) yadda yadda yadda she decides she needs to accesorise (so she is still a girl after all) so she goes to rob a jewelry store ?( someone explain to me how this makes sense) oddly enough people are robbing the exact same store! so she sneaks in and watches them then tells them they are amatuers ( as far as i knew she had never robbed a jewlery store before either but hey who said this movie had to make sense) so they shoot at her and she crawls around the walls like a lizard.. cats cant do that can they? she was like spiderman just way less cool... then she kicked them and crouched around like a cat.
lets go to the romance plot... it all started when she was trying to save a cat on the roof? ( it turns out the cat was just testing her to see if she was worthy of its lizard/cat powers ) a cop driving by sees her and thinks she is trying to kill herself... she slips and he runs up 3 flights of stauirs comes in her locked room and catches her in a matter of seconds.... this the love story starts... she drops her wallet while shes hurrying to work and he takes it to her ( how he found out where she worked from her wallet is a mystery in itself.... from then on they are in love... it would be quite romantic if it wasnt so lame. she also kicks his ass in a basketball game which further solidifies the eternal bond they have? anyways she goes to find out who killed her because she cant remember then she finds out some bullcrap about her power and how the cat was the chosen cat of the egyptian god of women or something like freedom im not really sure it didnt make sense ( i think a women wrote this script) it turns out the villain is the guys wife and she frames catwomen for the murders! they get in a fight and it turns out that not only is the beauty cream toxic waste... it also makes your face as hard as marble AND makes you not feel pain! also i thought it was funny because this women sneaked up on hallie berry ( a normal person snuck up on a cat?) and hit her with a club.. and hallie berry trusted her HAH! they kind of fought but not really just kicking then at the end the lady spits a lame line "game over" and catwomen says a line that she should be killed for " its overtime now" blah blah blah she cratches the ladies face a few times and then the lady has massive scar damage so she sees herself in the glass while shes hanging from a million story building so she lets go.... end of th emovie
this gets the worst imaginablke rating ever ill let you know when i figure out a word to describe the pure shitiness of the movie ... if that movie makes more then 100 dollars total i will be shocked i stongly urge you all to throw stones at anyone associated with the creation of that movie
so two words for this movie
PURELY RETARDED
thank you all
lets go to the romance plot... it all started when she was trying to save a cat on the roof? ( it turns out the cat was just testing her to see if she was worthy of its lizard/cat powers ) a cop driving by sees her and thinks she is trying to kill herself... she slips and he runs up 3 flights of stauirs comes in her locked room and catches her in a matter of seconds.... this the love story starts... she drops her wallet while shes hurrying to work and he takes it to her ( how he found out where she worked from her wallet is a mystery in itself.... from then on they are in love... it would be quite romantic if it wasnt so lame. she also kicks his ass in a basketball game which further solidifies the eternal bond they have? anyways she goes to find out who killed her because she cant remember then she finds out some bullcrap about her power and how the cat was the chosen cat of the egyptian god of women or something like freedom im not really sure it didnt make sense ( i think a women wrote this script) it turns out the villain is the guys wife and she frames catwomen for the murders! they get in a fight and it turns out that not only is the beauty cream toxic waste... it also makes your face as hard as marble AND makes you not feel pain! also i thought it was funny because this women sneaked up on hallie berry ( a normal person snuck up on a cat?) and hit her with a club.. and hallie berry trusted her HAH! they kind of fought but not really just kicking then at the end the lady spits a lame line "game over" and catwomen says a line that she should be killed for " its overtime now" blah blah blah she cratches the ladies face a few times and then the lady has massive scar damage so she sees herself in the glass while shes hanging from a million story building so she lets go.... end of th emovie
this gets the worst imaginablke rating ever ill let you know when i figure out a word to describe the pure shitiness of the movie ... if that movie makes more then 100 dollars total i will be shocked i stongly urge you all to throw stones at anyone associated with the creation of that movie
so two words for this movie
PURELY RETARDED
thank you all