#014; dear diary, my friends have superpowers
Title:dear diary, my friends have superpowers
Artists: Jongin, Sehun, Sulli, Krystal ft. Chanyeol
Pairings: N/A
Rating: G
Word count: 3.498
Warnings: N/A
Prompt: #014 - Kai/Krystal/Sehun/Sulli as misfits with superpowers
Notes: Chanyeol is sure something is wrong with Jongin, Krystal, Sulli and Sehun. This is Park Chanyeol’s personal diary to when he finds out his friends had powers that did not count singing and dancing. Superpowers!AU
Dear Diary,
Usually, I, Park Chanyeol, am not one to tattletale.
Secondly, I, Park Chanyeol, do not usually follow, creep and stalk on my friends so forgive me for the story I’m about to tell.
I was staying late at the studio to finish a rap I was working on and was merely going for a drink of water, but surely, if you were to hear a few hushed giggles, you’d get a little paranoid? I admit, following the unusual sound usually gets you killed in a horror movie, so it probably wasn’t the smartest move but I followed it anyways. That’s what happens when you have a curious mind, you know.
Anyways, I forget about my drink momentarily and I tiptoe down the hall, eventually coming to the source of the sound. It’s the dance studio, and the door is slightly open so I manage to peek in. It’s Jongin and Sehun - they’re laughing and it makes me frown. It makes me feel a little bit bad about myself considering I am in a room all alone, writing sappy lyrics whereas they are almost having a party. A party that I was not invited to, precisely.
But, you know, it’s odd because they weren’t laughing at each other. They were laughing at something so I crane my neck just a tad more and I see there’s two girls inside and I almost gasp.
It was Krystal and Sulli which only made my frown deepen. What were they doing that they could possibly be doing that was making the two models of EXO crack up? Because, I was pretty funny myself and I’ve never seen them laugh so hard.
I eye the space I can see and I find that their dance coach dancing…weirdly. What’s even weirder is that Sulli was moving her hands in the same way the coach was moving - almost like a puppet and a puppeteer. I want to see more so I move just a little closer to the door but my feet - my darn big feet - trip over themselves and I, well, crash into the studio.
They immediately stop laughing and Sulli’s hand drops, along with the dancing coach.
It’s silent, you know, as it would be if someone was to crash a party so I laugh awkwardly, standing up. I ask them if coach-nim is okay, and they told me it was a new dance craze before waving me off.
Coach-nim is still lying on the floor, not moving when Jongin ushers me out of the studio.
It’s a bit upsetting to have Jongin out of all people make me leave the party and if you ask me, it’s a pretty weird dance craze.
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Dear Diary,
I am starting to think that my bandmates and the girls from f(x) do not like me.
Let me tell you my reasons, dear diary, before you are so quick to judge. For starters, I happened to bump into our dancing coach before lunch and I eagerly asked when I would be able to learn the new dance, he stared at me funny. I proceeded to explain about how he had taught Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli a new dance but he still didn’t know what I was talking about! He tells me that, to be honest, he doesn’t remember much of last night’s dance practice and I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes.
Do you think they paid him to not tell me about the dance craze so they’re the hottest idols?
How selfish.
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Dear Diary,
I am determined to figure out why my best friends do not like me anymore. To do this, I must be super sneaky and the first part to my plan is I have to sit them all down and convince them that I am the best friend someone could have.
So, when Jongin leaves his phone in the dressing room to do his photoshoot, I manage to unlock it (his passcode is Meonggu if you’re wondering). As expected, there’s a chat on his phone with Sehun, Krystal and Sulli labeled ‘F(XO) PLANET’ with several ㅋ’s attached.
I scoff, of course, because these four people thought they were the most witty people on Earth.
Or should I say, F(XO) PLANET? God.
Anyways, I checked the texts to see if they ever smack-talked about me only to find out they’re planning on going out to eat tonight.
I hope they know our curfew is 10PM.
Maybe I will stay up, just to make sure they don’t make the wrong choice.
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Dear Diary,
It’s currently 9:49PM, and I, Park Chanyeol, am hiding around the corner of the living room. They’re true to their word - Jongin and Sehun are trying to convince our manager to let them go out. Our manager is saying no, of course, but Jongin gets irritated and hits Sehun by the arm, gesturing at our manager with his head.
And it’s weird, so believe what I’m going to say next: Sehun stares at our manager, like stares at him, and eventually, our manager nods and waves them off!
I wonder if I can get him to say yes to me too.
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Dear Diary,
So it turns out I do not have what it takes to ask our manager if I can leave the dorms past 10PM. I tried staring at him like Sehun did, but he just gave me a weird look and told me to go to bed.
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Dear Diary,
I’m ashamed but the inner detective (and butthurt) inside of me just had to follow Jongin and Sehun.
So, I sneaked out.
Junmyeon almost woke up but I stayed still and waited till it was safe to proceed. By the time I crept out of the dorm, I saw Jongin and Sehun round the corner, laughing brightly.
You see, it was one thing to sneak out but a completely different thing to sneak out without inviting the life of the party (That’s me, in case you didn’t know, dear diary).
I planned to stay unseen to them, so I tugged my hood on and I continued to follow them. My plan consisted of two things: 1) to follow them and find out why they would sneak out and 2) to remain unseen to the public eye.
Which, I guess, is kind of asking too much because right when I creep out of the dorm, there’s a lot of shrill screaming and fans. I hush at them, desperately waving for them to quiet down but have you ever met fans that listen? I, Park Chanyeol, have not.
So when Jongin glances back at the noise, scrunching his nose, I am forced to dive into the garbage near our dorms.
So, now, I smell of garbage and am not only attracting fans but also flies as well.
It makes me wonder how they got by the fans unnoticed. I think they have superpowers.
I, for one, do not have any because even writing and walking at the same time is hard which is why I’m doing to stop writing now. I’ll update later.
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Dear Diary,
I’m kidding, of course. Superpowers are a bit extreme. But I have a new verdict - I’m confident that Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli are on drugs. I mean, I heard them say it themselves: “let’s go flying for a bit.” (Krystal had said that). Not only that, but they also stole. Idols, do not steal.
Okay, well, let me explain, dear diary. When I had arrived at the convenience store, Jongin and Sehun were greeting Krystal and Sulli. I don’t know why I was so surprised to see them there. But anyways, they push the door into the convenience store and they grab all sorts of junk food - chips, soda, cookies. Whatever you are probably craving right now, they grabbed it. I wondered how they were going to possibly play for all of that, but Sehun walks up to him and for a moment I’m proud. Look at Oh Sehun, paying for his friends. But then he does that staring thing again, and the worker just lets them go with all the food! For free!
I’m convinced to work on this staring thing so when I got the ramen, I tried again but the worker just asked me for 1000 Won.
I wonder if manager-nim knows I’m gone.
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Dear Diary,
Manager-nim, does in fact, know I’m gone. In fact, he called me a few minutes after I finished the last entry and he demands that I come back to the dorms.
I’m stopping in the park to write this because the stars are exceptionally pretty tonight and
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DEAR DIARY,
I’M NOT GOING CRAZY BUT I SWEAR I JUST SAW KRYSTAL FLYING IN THE SKY WITH SULLI, JONGIN AND SEHUN. FLYING! IN THE AIR! THEY’RE GONE NOW BUT THEY WERE FLYING AND I DON’T SEE ANY WINGS SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY - OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK THEY’RE POSSESSED BY ALIENS?
I NEED TO GO HOME AND WARN EVERYBODY, DEAR DIARY. I’LL WRITE AGAIN SOON. YOU KNOW, IF I DON’T DIE.
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Dear Diary,
Okay, so I tried explaining to manager-nim about my whole ‘Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli are aliens!’ verdict and he didn’t listen much. He just warned me about curfew, sneaking out, blah blahblah and I frankly, am more worried about my life rather than my darn curfew.
What if they saw me? Will they come to eliminate me? Am I in danger? Junmyeon woke up due to my quiet panic attack and asked me what’s wrong and when I told him (aliens have invaded) he told me to go to sleep and that I had a bad dream.
WAKE UP, HYUNG! THIS IS NOT A DREAM! THIS IS VERY REAL! No wonder they can like brainwash people like manager-nim. Poor guy, I bet he doesn’t even know.
I’m still worried though. Perhaps I shall sleep with one eye open tonight.
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Dear Diary,
I live to see another day.
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Dear Diary,
So, I caught up with Krystal noona today at lunch and when I asked her what she did last night (you know, nonchalantly in case she didn’t see me) and she frowned and cocked her head. She asked me what I was talking about and I changed the subject, asking about the dance craze. It wasn’t really a good subject changer though, I guess, because she looks at me weird and she asks me what I’ve seen so far.
I think she’s on to me.
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Dear Diary,
It looks like I spoke too soon because here I am, locked inside the janitors closet. Don’t ask me how because I’m not sure myself but I was simply strolling along the hallways of our company, eating an apple, when something kicks me from under my feet.
Maybe not. Maybe I tripped but how do you explain the force that pulled me into the closet and well, locked me in here?
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Dear Diary,
I, Park Chanyeol, am terrified.
I didn’t even have enough time to finish my last diary entry because a voice whispered my name and soon, Jongin appeared right in front of my eyes! Like, he just - I don’t know, appeared! What’s his supposedly power within EXO again? Transportation? Yeah, like he transported into the janitors closet! He told me something about meeting him in the dance studio this evening and to come alone.
Actually, after careful thinking, I think this is where I get accepted into their cool club. Ha! I knew I could wear them down - no one can not think I’m cool. I am Park Chanyeol, after all.
I still don’t know how to get out of here. Perhaps I will call Kyungsoo.
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Dear Diary,
I wanted to tellKyungsoo when he opened the janitor door (after much persuading, might I add) but I’m afraid Jongin will find out and just not let me into the cool club. So I sealed my mouth shut and waited for the evening. I’m sitting in the dance studio right now, waiting for Jongin and our other friends. I wonder how this’ll happen. Maybe there’s a special ritual?Sorta like “Oh Mighty Park Chanyeol, we bestow the power of coolness upon you”. Although, they wouldn’t use the word bestow because I’m already cool, you know.
Oh, there’s someone coming. I’m going to go now. I’ll write later.
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Dear Diary,
I have a faint memory of what happened in the dance studio so I am writing this before I forget.
I’m not sure who came first, but soon, all four of them are in front of me and I swear it was straight out of a movie. You know, when they kidnap the attractive main character (which, in this case, is me) and all the bad guys are surrounding them.
It seems like a lot of my diary entries are fake nowadays, ever since I found them learning that dance craze which makes me wonder - maybe that was a tribal dance?
No, probably not.
Anyways, Sehun says he’s sorry for making me feel left out which surprises me because wow! How did he know? And he proceeds to go on that we couldn’t all be friends. Which makes me go, “what the heck, why?” and Sulli says that I wouldn’t understand. What wouldn’t I understand? I don’t exactly understand but Krystal laughs and she shakes her head.
Krystal says we’re not the same and then they left.
Which makes me wonder how pointless this little secret meeting was.
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Dear Diary,
So I talked to Jongdae and I think I have the gist of what’s happening.
Jongdae told me that recently, they’ve only been hanging out with each other and even Junmyeon doesn’t know why. He told me, between me and him, they’ve been really weird ever since and even cold towards Junmyeon. How can someone be cold towards our good ol’ leader is what I’m wondering.
Maybe I should ask Jongin tomorrow.
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DEAR DIARY,
I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S REAL BUT I REALLY SAW KRYSTAL HAVE SPARK BOUNCE OFF HER FINGERS. LIKE WERE PRACTICING FOR OUR SMTOWN CONCERT AND LIKE HER MIC WASN’T WORKING BUT SHE DID THIS SNAPPING THING AND?????? I’LL BE BACK AFTER WATCHING HER SOME MORE.
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DEAR DIARY,
KRYSTAL IS A WITCH.
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Dear Diary,
On second thought, maybe not.
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DEAR DIARY,
IT’S CONFIRMED. KRYSTAL ISN’T A WITCH BUT SHE HAS SUPER POWERS???/ SO DOES JONGIN AND SEHUN AND SULLI???????????????// WHAT
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Dear Diary,
Okay, now that I’ve calmed down, let me explain.
After I gawked at Krystals weird electricity hands, Jongin pulled me aside and told me that he’s only telling me this because he cared for me enough to tell me what was happening. Sulli caught him before he could tell me and they argued for a moment but she eventually gave up.
Jongin tells me that they! Have! Super! Powers! What???? I know, believe me Diary when I say I didn’t believe him at first but he rolls his eyes, gesturing at Sulli.
She doesn’t want to show me at first but Jongin gives her a look and she scoffs, gesturing with her hand again. And then, I’m FLOATING! ME, PARK CHANYEOL. I WAS HOVERING IN THE AIR.
But as soon as she lifted me into the air, she dropped me carelessly. She specifically said, and told me to quote her in my ‘dumb notebook’ (but you’re not dumb, dear diary), that “if anyone found out from me, I’d be electrocuted by Jung Krystal”.
I do not want to be electrocuted by Jung Krystal so I am going to have to ask you to keep it between you and I, dear diary.
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Dear Diary,
I’m pretty sure having superpowers is a violation in our contract with SM.
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Dear Diary,
Sehun’s glad I know what’s happening now and invited me to join them tonight.
You know, how in Vampire Diaries, there’s that one irrelevant human hanging with a bunch of vampires? Yeah, I guess that’s me. Although, I’m not really irrelevant.
But anyways, I tell him that he shouldn’t steal and he frowns. Krystal, who manages to overhear, scoffs and goes “I told you guys he wouldn’t understand”.
Just for that, I agree to go with them to the convenience store.
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Dear Diary,
We get past the manager and fans like Jongin and Sehun had last time. I ask how they do it, and Jongin whispers that Sehun has compelling powers. He continues to explain how he had invisibility, Sulli had levitation and Krystal was, well, electrocute-er.
When we reach there, Sulli nods at me and tells me to grab whatever I’d like. There are plenty things I can pick up but I shake my head. “Park Chanyeol does not steal,” I say and the two girls scoff before eyeing my bandmates. They grimace nodding at some chips and I reluctantly pick it up.
.
Krystal called me a “fucking dweeb” and walked by me to the sodas and I cringe as Jongin and Sehun sigh.
I think they’re leaving now so I’ll write again later.
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”Why do you guys do that?”Chanyeol asks, closing his diary and sliding off the seat of the stool. Krystal looks up, half interested and Sulli continues to scan the shelves one last time.
”Do what?” Sehun asks, placing whatever food he had gotten today and waited for the others. Chanyeol stares at the man behind the cash register who smiles at the four of them widely.
”Do this.”Jongin over at him, and shakes his head. ‘Don’t do it,’ he mouths but Chanyeol continues anyways, walking over.
”How much?”Chanyeol asks, pushing past Sehun and the cashier scans the items before telling him the price was a whopping 120, 000 Won and Chanyeol considers just handing the man his entire wallet. Chanyeol fishes out whatever bills he has, counts it, and hands over the amount. “Come on.”
”I told you guys bringing him along was going to be a flop,” Sulli whispers and Krystal groans, while Sehun and Jongin grab the food.
”What the fuck, Chanyeol? We could have gotten those all for free.”
”Why do you guys keep pushing everyone away, I mean.” Chanyeol asks, cocking his head to the side. “I mean, you guys don’t talk to anyone else to rob convenience stores, brainwash manager-nim and poke fun at our dance coach?”
”No one gets us, Yeol,” Sehun says, popping open a bag of chips.
”No, but, you don’t let people try to.” Chanyeol frowns. “Junmyeon misses you guys a lot, and I talked to Amber a while back and she says she wishes you guys would go back to normal. Just because you have - “ Chanyeol drops his voice here, “ - superpowers, doesn’t mean you’re different. You’re just special.”
Krystal stares at him and Jongin sighs, rolling his eyes. Sehun’s still eating and Sulli blinks.
”Whatever, Yeol,” Jongin mutters before walking back to the dorms and the three other follow behind, leaving Chanyeol alone.
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Dear Diary,
It’s been a while since I wrote to you last, hasn’t it? Well, after the convenience store, I tried convincing them to change their ways. They ignored me at the time, but guess what? Krystal told me a view days ago that she and the others had dropped their powers to a minimum. She told me that they had stopped ‘robbing’ convenience stores, (although she said visiting instead) and took dance classes more seriously.
They’re also talking to us more - Sulli asked Tao about his kung fu a few hours ago and Tao was so overjoyed to help; Sehun even asked Luna about her hair care and she laughed. I feel like the big happy family at SM Town is back.
And sometimes, when the manager of ours doesn’t let us buy chicken to celebrate the week, I see Sehun stare at him a bit longer and he reluctantly says yes.
On top of that, dancing is a little easier now that Sulli helps me out a bit.
Perhaps having friends with superpowers isn’t that bad after all.
This’ll be my last entry, dear diary! I think that this adventure has finally come to an end. Maybe, anyways!
Love always,
Park Chanyeol, friend of the superheros
Artists: Jongin, Sehun, Sulli, Krystal ft. Chanyeol
Pairings: N/A
Rating: G
Word count: 3.498
Warnings: N/A
Prompt: #014 - Kai/Krystal/Sehun/Sulli as misfits with superpowers
Notes: Chanyeol is sure something is wrong with Jongin, Krystal, Sulli and Sehun. This is Park Chanyeol’s personal diary to when he finds out his friends had powers that did not count singing and dancing. Superpowers!AU
Dear Diary,
Usually, I, Park Chanyeol, am not one to tattletale.
Secondly, I, Park Chanyeol, do not usually follow, creep and stalk on my friends so forgive me for the story I’m about to tell.
I was staying late at the studio to finish a rap I was working on and was merely going for a drink of water, but surely, if you were to hear a few hushed giggles, you’d get a little paranoid? I admit, following the unusual sound usually gets you killed in a horror movie, so it probably wasn’t the smartest move but I followed it anyways. That’s what happens when you have a curious mind, you know.
Anyways, I forget about my drink momentarily and I tiptoe down the hall, eventually coming to the source of the sound. It’s the dance studio, and the door is slightly open so I manage to peek in. It’s Jongin and Sehun - they’re laughing and it makes me frown. It makes me feel a little bit bad about myself considering I am in a room all alone, writing sappy lyrics whereas they are almost having a party. A party that I was not invited to, precisely.
But, you know, it’s odd because they weren’t laughing at each other. They were laughing at something so I crane my neck just a tad more and I see there’s two girls inside and I almost gasp.
It was Krystal and Sulli which only made my frown deepen. What were they doing that they could possibly be doing that was making the two models of EXO crack up? Because, I was pretty funny myself and I’ve never seen them laugh so hard.
I eye the space I can see and I find that their dance coach dancing…weirdly. What’s even weirder is that Sulli was moving her hands in the same way the coach was moving - almost like a puppet and a puppeteer. I want to see more so I move just a little closer to the door but my feet - my darn big feet - trip over themselves and I, well, crash into the studio.
They immediately stop laughing and Sulli’s hand drops, along with the dancing coach.
It’s silent, you know, as it would be if someone was to crash a party so I laugh awkwardly, standing up. I ask them if coach-nim is okay, and they told me it was a new dance craze before waving me off.
Coach-nim is still lying on the floor, not moving when Jongin ushers me out of the studio.
It’s a bit upsetting to have Jongin out of all people make me leave the party and if you ask me, it’s a pretty weird dance craze.
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Dear Diary,
I am starting to think that my bandmates and the girls from f(x) do not like me.
Let me tell you my reasons, dear diary, before you are so quick to judge. For starters, I happened to bump into our dancing coach before lunch and I eagerly asked when I would be able to learn the new dance, he stared at me funny. I proceeded to explain about how he had taught Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli a new dance but he still didn’t know what I was talking about! He tells me that, to be honest, he doesn’t remember much of last night’s dance practice and I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes.
Do you think they paid him to not tell me about the dance craze so they’re the hottest idols?
How selfish.
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Dear Diary,
I am determined to figure out why my best friends do not like me anymore. To do this, I must be super sneaky and the first part to my plan is I have to sit them all down and convince them that I am the best friend someone could have.
So, when Jongin leaves his phone in the dressing room to do his photoshoot, I manage to unlock it (his passcode is Meonggu if you’re wondering). As expected, there’s a chat on his phone with Sehun, Krystal and Sulli labeled ‘F(XO) PLANET’ with several ㅋ’s attached.
I scoff, of course, because these four people thought they were the most witty people on Earth.
Or should I say, F(XO) PLANET? God.
Anyways, I checked the texts to see if they ever smack-talked about me only to find out they’re planning on going out to eat tonight.
I hope they know our curfew is 10PM.
Maybe I will stay up, just to make sure they don’t make the wrong choice.
ϟ
Dear Diary,
It’s currently 9:49PM, and I, Park Chanyeol, am hiding around the corner of the living room. They’re true to their word - Jongin and Sehun are trying to convince our manager to let them go out. Our manager is saying no, of course, but Jongin gets irritated and hits Sehun by the arm, gesturing at our manager with his head.
And it’s weird, so believe what I’m going to say next: Sehun stares at our manager, like stares at him, and eventually, our manager nods and waves them off!
I wonder if I can get him to say yes to me too.
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Dear Diary,
So it turns out I do not have what it takes to ask our manager if I can leave the dorms past 10PM. I tried staring at him like Sehun did, but he just gave me a weird look and told me to go to bed.
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Dear Diary,
I’m ashamed but the inner detective (and butthurt) inside of me just had to follow Jongin and Sehun.
So, I sneaked out.
Junmyeon almost woke up but I stayed still and waited till it was safe to proceed. By the time I crept out of the dorm, I saw Jongin and Sehun round the corner, laughing brightly.
You see, it was one thing to sneak out but a completely different thing to sneak out without inviting the life of the party (That’s me, in case you didn’t know, dear diary).
I planned to stay unseen to them, so I tugged my hood on and I continued to follow them. My plan consisted of two things: 1) to follow them and find out why they would sneak out and 2) to remain unseen to the public eye.
Which, I guess, is kind of asking too much because right when I creep out of the dorm, there’s a lot of shrill screaming and fans. I hush at them, desperately waving for them to quiet down but have you ever met fans that listen? I, Park Chanyeol, have not.
So when Jongin glances back at the noise, scrunching his nose, I am forced to dive into the garbage near our dorms.
So, now, I smell of garbage and am not only attracting fans but also flies as well.
It makes me wonder how they got by the fans unnoticed. I think they have superpowers.
I, for one, do not have any because even writing and walking at the same time is hard which is why I’m doing to stop writing now. I’ll update later.
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Dear Diary,
I’m kidding, of course. Superpowers are a bit extreme. But I have a new verdict - I’m confident that Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli are on drugs. I mean, I heard them say it themselves: “let’s go flying for a bit.” (Krystal had said that). Not only that, but they also stole. Idols, do not steal.
Okay, well, let me explain, dear diary. When I had arrived at the convenience store, Jongin and Sehun were greeting Krystal and Sulli. I don’t know why I was so surprised to see them there. But anyways, they push the door into the convenience store and they grab all sorts of junk food - chips, soda, cookies. Whatever you are probably craving right now, they grabbed it. I wondered how they were going to possibly play for all of that, but Sehun walks up to him and for a moment I’m proud. Look at Oh Sehun, paying for his friends. But then he does that staring thing again, and the worker just lets them go with all the food! For free!
I’m convinced to work on this staring thing so when I got the ramen, I tried again but the worker just asked me for 1000 Won.
I wonder if manager-nim knows I’m gone.
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Dear Diary,
Manager-nim, does in fact, know I’m gone. In fact, he called me a few minutes after I finished the last entry and he demands that I come back to the dorms.
I’m stopping in the park to write this because the stars are exceptionally pretty tonight and
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DEAR DIARY,
I’M NOT GOING CRAZY BUT I SWEAR I JUST SAW KRYSTAL FLYING IN THE SKY WITH SULLI, JONGIN AND SEHUN. FLYING! IN THE AIR! THEY’RE GONE NOW BUT THEY WERE FLYING AND I DON’T SEE ANY WINGS SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY COULD POSSIBLY - OH MY GOD, DO YOU THINK THEY’RE POSSESSED BY ALIENS?
I NEED TO GO HOME AND WARN EVERYBODY, DEAR DIARY. I’LL WRITE AGAIN SOON. YOU KNOW, IF I DON’T DIE.
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Dear Diary,
Okay, so I tried explaining to manager-nim about my whole ‘Jongin, Sehun, Krystal and Sulli are aliens!’ verdict and he didn’t listen much. He just warned me about curfew, sneaking out, blah blahblah and I frankly, am more worried about my life rather than my darn curfew.
What if they saw me? Will they come to eliminate me? Am I in danger? Junmyeon woke up due to my quiet panic attack and asked me what’s wrong and when I told him (aliens have invaded) he told me to go to sleep and that I had a bad dream.
WAKE UP, HYUNG! THIS IS NOT A DREAM! THIS IS VERY REAL! No wonder they can like brainwash people like manager-nim. Poor guy, I bet he doesn’t even know.
I’m still worried though. Perhaps I shall sleep with one eye open tonight.
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Dear Diary,
I live to see another day.
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Dear Diary,
So, I caught up with Krystal noona today at lunch and when I asked her what she did last night (you know, nonchalantly in case she didn’t see me) and she frowned and cocked her head. She asked me what I was talking about and I changed the subject, asking about the dance craze. It wasn’t really a good subject changer though, I guess, because she looks at me weird and she asks me what I’ve seen so far.
I think she’s on to me.
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Dear Diary,
It looks like I spoke too soon because here I am, locked inside the janitors closet. Don’t ask me how because I’m not sure myself but I was simply strolling along the hallways of our company, eating an apple, when something kicks me from under my feet.
Maybe not. Maybe I tripped but how do you explain the force that pulled me into the closet and well, locked me in here?
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Dear Diary,
I, Park Chanyeol, am terrified.
I didn’t even have enough time to finish my last diary entry because a voice whispered my name and soon, Jongin appeared right in front of my eyes! Like, he just - I don’t know, appeared! What’s his supposedly power within EXO again? Transportation? Yeah, like he transported into the janitors closet! He told me something about meeting him in the dance studio this evening and to come alone.
Actually, after careful thinking, I think this is where I get accepted into their cool club. Ha! I knew I could wear them down - no one can not think I’m cool. I am Park Chanyeol, after all.
I still don’t know how to get out of here. Perhaps I will call Kyungsoo.
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Dear Diary,
I wanted to tellKyungsoo when he opened the janitor door (after much persuading, might I add) but I’m afraid Jongin will find out and just not let me into the cool club. So I sealed my mouth shut and waited for the evening. I’m sitting in the dance studio right now, waiting for Jongin and our other friends. I wonder how this’ll happen. Maybe there’s a special ritual?Sorta like “Oh Mighty Park Chanyeol, we bestow the power of coolness upon you”. Although, they wouldn’t use the word bestow because I’m already cool, you know.
Oh, there’s someone coming. I’m going to go now. I’ll write later.
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Dear Diary,
I have a faint memory of what happened in the dance studio so I am writing this before I forget.
I’m not sure who came first, but soon, all four of them are in front of me and I swear it was straight out of a movie. You know, when they kidnap the attractive main character (which, in this case, is me) and all the bad guys are surrounding them.
It seems like a lot of my diary entries are fake nowadays, ever since I found them learning that dance craze which makes me wonder - maybe that was a tribal dance?
No, probably not.
Anyways, Sehun says he’s sorry for making me feel left out which surprises me because wow! How did he know? And he proceeds to go on that we couldn’t all be friends. Which makes me go, “what the heck, why?” and Sulli says that I wouldn’t understand. What wouldn’t I understand? I don’t exactly understand but Krystal laughs and she shakes her head.
Krystal says we’re not the same and then they left.
Which makes me wonder how pointless this little secret meeting was.
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Dear Diary,
So I talked to Jongdae and I think I have the gist of what’s happening.
Jongdae told me that recently, they’ve only been hanging out with each other and even Junmyeon doesn’t know why. He told me, between me and him, they’ve been really weird ever since and even cold towards Junmyeon. How can someone be cold towards our good ol’ leader is what I’m wondering.
Maybe I should ask Jongin tomorrow.
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DEAR DIARY,
I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S REAL BUT I REALLY SAW KRYSTAL HAVE SPARK BOUNCE OFF HER FINGERS. LIKE WERE PRACTICING FOR OUR SMTOWN CONCERT AND LIKE HER MIC WASN’T WORKING BUT SHE DID THIS SNAPPING THING AND?????? I’LL BE BACK AFTER WATCHING HER SOME MORE.
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DEAR DIARY,
KRYSTAL IS A WITCH.
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Dear Diary,
On second thought, maybe not.
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DEAR DIARY,
IT’S CONFIRMED. KRYSTAL ISN’T A WITCH BUT SHE HAS SUPER POWERS???/ SO DOES JONGIN AND SEHUN AND SULLI???????????????// WHAT
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Dear Diary,
Okay, now that I’ve calmed down, let me explain.
After I gawked at Krystals weird electricity hands, Jongin pulled me aside and told me that he’s only telling me this because he cared for me enough to tell me what was happening. Sulli caught him before he could tell me and they argued for a moment but she eventually gave up.
Jongin tells me that they! Have! Super! Powers! What???? I know, believe me Diary when I say I didn’t believe him at first but he rolls his eyes, gesturing at Sulli.
She doesn’t want to show me at first but Jongin gives her a look and she scoffs, gesturing with her hand again. And then, I’m FLOATING! ME, PARK CHANYEOL. I WAS HOVERING IN THE AIR.
But as soon as she lifted me into the air, she dropped me carelessly. She specifically said, and told me to quote her in my ‘dumb notebook’ (but you’re not dumb, dear diary), that “if anyone found out from me, I’d be electrocuted by Jung Krystal”.
I do not want to be electrocuted by Jung Krystal so I am going to have to ask you to keep it between you and I, dear diary.
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Dear Diary,
I’m pretty sure having superpowers is a violation in our contract with SM.
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Dear Diary,
Sehun’s glad I know what’s happening now and invited me to join them tonight.
You know, how in Vampire Diaries, there’s that one irrelevant human hanging with a bunch of vampires? Yeah, I guess that’s me. Although, I’m not really irrelevant.
But anyways, I tell him that he shouldn’t steal and he frowns. Krystal, who manages to overhear, scoffs and goes “I told you guys he wouldn’t understand”.
Just for that, I agree to go with them to the convenience store.
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Dear Diary,
We get past the manager and fans like Jongin and Sehun had last time. I ask how they do it, and Jongin whispers that Sehun has compelling powers. He continues to explain how he had invisibility, Sulli had levitation and Krystal was, well, electrocute-er.
When we reach there, Sulli nods at me and tells me to grab whatever I’d like. There are plenty things I can pick up but I shake my head. “Park Chanyeol does not steal,” I say and the two girls scoff before eyeing my bandmates. They grimace nodding at some chips and I reluctantly pick it up.
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Krystal called me a “fucking dweeb” and walked by me to the sodas and I cringe as Jongin and Sehun sigh.
I think they’re leaving now so I’ll write again later.
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”Why do you guys do that?”Chanyeol asks, closing his diary and sliding off the seat of the stool. Krystal looks up, half interested and Sulli continues to scan the shelves one last time.
”Do what?” Sehun asks, placing whatever food he had gotten today and waited for the others. Chanyeol stares at the man behind the cash register who smiles at the four of them widely.
”Do this.”Jongin over at him, and shakes his head. ‘Don’t do it,’ he mouths but Chanyeol continues anyways, walking over.
”How much?”Chanyeol asks, pushing past Sehun and the cashier scans the items before telling him the price was a whopping 120, 000 Won and Chanyeol considers just handing the man his entire wallet. Chanyeol fishes out whatever bills he has, counts it, and hands over the amount. “Come on.”
”I told you guys bringing him along was going to be a flop,” Sulli whispers and Krystal groans, while Sehun and Jongin grab the food.
”What the fuck, Chanyeol? We could have gotten those all for free.”
”Why do you guys keep pushing everyone away, I mean.” Chanyeol asks, cocking his head to the side. “I mean, you guys don’t talk to anyone else to rob convenience stores, brainwash manager-nim and poke fun at our dance coach?”
”No one gets us, Yeol,” Sehun says, popping open a bag of chips.
”No, but, you don’t let people try to.” Chanyeol frowns. “Junmyeon misses you guys a lot, and I talked to Amber a while back and she says she wishes you guys would go back to normal. Just because you have - “ Chanyeol drops his voice here, “ - superpowers, doesn’t mean you’re different. You’re just special.”
Krystal stares at him and Jongin sighs, rolling his eyes. Sehun’s still eating and Sulli blinks.
”Whatever, Yeol,” Jongin mutters before walking back to the dorms and the three other follow behind, leaving Chanyeol alone.
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Dear Diary,
It’s been a while since I wrote to you last, hasn’t it? Well, after the convenience store, I tried convincing them to change their ways. They ignored me at the time, but guess what? Krystal told me a view days ago that she and the others had dropped their powers to a minimum. She told me that they had stopped ‘robbing’ convenience stores, (although she said visiting instead) and took dance classes more seriously.
They’re also talking to us more - Sulli asked Tao about his kung fu a few hours ago and Tao was so overjoyed to help; Sehun even asked Luna about her hair care and she laughed. I feel like the big happy family at SM Town is back.
And sometimes, when the manager of ours doesn’t let us buy chicken to celebrate the week, I see Sehun stare at him a bit longer and he reluctantly says yes.
On top of that, dancing is a little easier now that Sulli helps me out a bit.
Perhaps having friends with superpowers isn’t that bad after all.
This’ll be my last entry, dear diary! I think that this adventure has finally come to an end. Maybe, anyways!
Love always,
Park Chanyeol, friend of the superheros