What a frood post
For some reason today, the Mall has developed a towel fixation of sorts.
That towel you used to dry yourself earler? You are now compelled to have it on your person at all times. Don't have one? You're in luck, all of the stores are selling 'multi-purpose' towels that are available in every color ever.
It would also be wise not to open the doors today. All of them lead to a concert hall where a large moose is supposedly reciting (horrifyingly bad) poetry. If it spots you, you will be tied to a chair and be forced to listen (even though the moose can't speak). But hey, at least you got your towel right?
((Some towels have effects!
Red - lol standard lust effect.
Blue - Like woah you're depressed. Nothing can seem to cheer you up. Ever.
Green - You're now irrationally jealous of anyone you happen to be looking at. Including that moose.
Orange - Ticking time bomb. You're *this* close to exploding in Unstoppable Rage. Geez man, chill.
Yellow - Mania. You are optimistic like woah and have this urge to do everything you are able to do. SEIZE THE DAY and what not.
Black - You are now afraid of everything. Including the towel. B-but you need that towel. FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Plaid pattern - You're now moving in Ludicrous Speed
Light blue with white trim - Dude. You are so high, man. And got the munchies.
Pink - OMG YOU'RE SO HAPPY :DDDDDDDD
Purple - You just got turned into whatever object/animal/demon of the mun's choice. Genderbending can occur as well.
Brown - Confusion effect. Be careful about not injuring your- too late. D:
Polka-dots - You now seem to be drunk. Anything can happen when you've lost your inhibitions.
Also the poetry wont kill you but you'll start to wish it did after a few hours.))
That towel you used to dry yourself earler? You are now compelled to have it on your person at all times. Don't have one? You're in luck, all of the stores are selling 'multi-purpose' towels that are available in every color ever.
It would also be wise not to open the doors today. All of them lead to a concert hall where a large moose is supposedly reciting (horrifyingly bad) poetry. If it spots you, you will be tied to a chair and be forced to listen (even though the moose can't speak). But hey, at least you got your towel right?
((Some towels have effects!
Red - lol standard lust effect.
Blue - Like woah you're depressed. Nothing can seem to cheer you up. Ever.
Green - You're now irrationally jealous of anyone you happen to be looking at. Including that moose.
Orange - Ticking time bomb. You're *this* close to exploding in Unstoppable Rage. Geez man, chill.
Yellow - Mania. You are optimistic like woah and have this urge to do everything you are able to do. SEIZE THE DAY and what not.
Black - You are now afraid of everything. Including the towel. B-but you need that towel. FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Plaid pattern - You're now moving in Ludicrous Speed
Light blue with white trim - Dude. You are so high, man. And got the munchies.
Pink - OMG YOU'RE SO HAPPY :DDDDDDDD
Purple - You just got turned into whatever object/animal/demon of the mun's choice. Genderbending can occur as well.
Brown - Confusion effect. Be careful about not injuring your- too late. D:
Polka-dots - You now seem to be drunk. Anything can happen when you've lost your inhibitions.
Also the poetry wont kill you but you'll start to wish it did after a few hours.))