Too damn funny...
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to his bride
The perfect man likes cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He’ll do anything in his power,
To convey his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother,
And he’ll kiss away your pain.
He has never made you cry,
Or hurt you in any way,
Oh, fuck this stupid poem!
The perfect man is gay!
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to his bride
The perfect man likes cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too,
He’ll do anything in his power,
To convey his love to you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He’s a best friend to your mother,
And he’ll kiss away your pain.
He has never made you cry,
Or hurt you in any way,
Oh, fuck this stupid poem!
The perfect man is gay!