Oscar
…I had to do it eventually.
Title: Artemis’s Lover (MSTed Version (NWS, even though it is edited. Don’t read it.)
Writer: Oscar
Summary: N/A
Canon: Original/Dubbed anime mix
Rating: Troll
Name: Oscar
Senshi Title: Doesn’t have one
Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described
Unusual Markings/Colorations: He’s a hermaphrodite.
Senshi Outfit: N/A
Possessions: A bottle of Sprite and a WWF magazine.
Guardians: None
Origin: It’s a mystery, one that should probably be left unsolved.
Connections to Canon: He stalks Artemis, saves him from a group of cats, and does something that only a certain group of people would find...
Senshi Moves: N/A
Other Special Abilities: He somehow figured out all of the scouts’ identities and the fact that Artemis could talk.
Annoying Traits: Self insert
Comments: There are two reasons why I gave this a Troll rating: One, I have this slight nagging feeling that, somewhere, there is a fanboy who has every single message board and chat room session about this story saved on a CD that he digs out whenever he’s depressed and two… I honestly don’t know how to rate this. He’s not exactly a 5, and a 2 wouldn’t really do justice to the squick factor…
That former reason could just be wishful thinking though. :\
There is another version of this story called Sailormoon Z where Oscar is a Saiya-Jin. Mmm, so late 90s...
Samples:
rtemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing him.
"Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!"
Then a loud MEOW filled the air Artemis turned his back, and saw the
other cats him "GET FUCK OFF MY BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD
MOOD TODAY!"he said as he prepared his claws and teeth to fight, he knew
that he'll lost, but he couldn't just let those cats kick his butt
without a fight. The fight was rough, those cats began ripping him off,
cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg, his back and his ear.
(OUCH!)
Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a baseball game, with his bat
on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly wounded, and bleeding to
death.
Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was. Oscar gasped as he instantly
recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to help him, he hitted 3 cats
simultaneusly with it. BOOMSHACALAKA! blood spurted out from the craneum
of the other cats,he actually broke the head of the one that wounded
Artemis! The cats laid around dead, as Oscar grabbed Artemis, and huged
him tightly, while covering him with his shirt, Artemis saw Oscar and he
said weakly "W...Who are you?" then every thing went black...Oscar,
with
tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my dear Artemis, you'll
be allright".
Title: Artemis’s Lover (MSTed Version (NWS, even though it is edited. Don’t read it.)
Writer: Oscar
Summary: N/A
Canon: Original/Dubbed anime mix
Rating: Troll
Name: Oscar
Senshi Title: Doesn’t have one
Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described
Unusual Markings/Colorations: He’s a hermaphrodite.
Senshi Outfit: N/A
Possessions: A bottle of Sprite and a WWF magazine.
Guardians: None
Origin: It’s a mystery, one that should probably be left unsolved.
Connections to Canon: He stalks Artemis, saves him from a group of cats, and does something that only a certain group of people would find...
Senshi Moves: N/A
Other Special Abilities: He somehow figured out all of the scouts’ identities and the fact that Artemis could talk.
Annoying Traits: Self insert
Comments: There are two reasons why I gave this a Troll rating: One, I have this slight nagging feeling that, somewhere, there is a fanboy who has every single message board and chat room session about this story saved on a CD that he digs out whenever he’s depressed and two… I honestly don’t know how to rate this. He’s not exactly a 5, and a 2 wouldn’t really do justice to the squick factor…
That former reason could just be wishful thinking though. :\
There is another version of this story called Sailormoon Z where Oscar is a Saiya-Jin. Mmm, so late 90s...
Samples:
rtemis was too perturbated to notice the 6 cats that were hcasing him.
"Damn! i hate being such a sexy cat!!"
Then a loud MEOW filled the air Artemis turned his back, and saw the
other cats him "GET FUCK OFF MY BACK!YOU BASTARDS, I'M IN A REALLY BAD
MOOD TODAY!"he said as he prepared his claws and teeth to fight, he knew
that he'll lost, but he couldn't just let those cats kick his butt
without a fight. The fight was rough, those cats began ripping him off,
cutting him in the stomach, his arm, his leg, his back and his ear.
(OUCH!)
Oscar was aruond that fight, returning from a baseball game, with his bat
on the shoulder. Artemis was already badly wounded, and bleeding to
death.
Oscar passed by the alley were Artemis was. Oscar gasped as he instantly
recognized Artemis, he took his bat and ran to help him, he hitted 3 cats
simultaneusly with it. BOOMSHACALAKA! blood spurted out from the craneum
of the other cats,he actually broke the head of the one that wounded
Artemis! The cats laid around dead, as Oscar grabbed Artemis, and huged
him tightly, while covering him with his shirt, Artemis saw Oscar and he
said weakly "W...Who are you?" then every thing went black...Oscar,
with
tears in his eyes, said to Artemis "Don't worry my dear Artemis, you'll
be allright".