haha one more
funny joke
Computer doctor
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that
can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you
$10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started
flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which
read:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer
could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top
it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample
and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed
its alights, and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get
better....
Computer doctor
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that
can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you
$10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started
flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which
read:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer
could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top
it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample
and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed
its alights, and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get
better....