Ass Kicking Commences in 5...4...3...2...
WON! That's right, I won! What did I win? Why, the poetry slam, of course! Our team took second. But I got the best high school speaker, and then they had an overall winner of the competition deemed "Best New Voice" which I also received. I'm sooo happy! I read a ridiculous poem entitled "I Heart Chad." For those of you who haven't heard it, it's absurd and glorious, haha. I'm really pleased. I received $10 for second place team, $5 for best high school speaker, and a $25 gift certificate to a local restaurant (which I've decided to take some friends out for MILKSHAKE MADNESS!!!) and yeah. I'm just...wow. The only bad thing is that I had to ditch play practice to do it, so hopefully I'm still in the play. I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one who can do a decent Russian accent and she won't be tooooo terribly pissed, so whatever. I WON! W007. Well, bed time. Will update my story in the next couple days. It's looking like it's going to be about 4 or 5 installments. I hope you're liking it. Especially you, powderpuff. After all, it is your fuckin nightstand. RepreSENT. Alright, later G's.