Betta betta betta betta betta (that' s my Regina Spektor impersonation)
So I was pissed that I bowled so shittily. What did I do today? Buy two brand new bowling balls.
for strikes
for spares
I just went to Kay Lanes (by myself, which is kinda dorky AND kinda creepy). I bowled FIVE games (which is also dorkypluscreepy).
Scores: 175,169,183,165,215.
All better than I bowled last night. I've lost six in a row in the league, due mainly to the fact that my handicap is WAY lower than it should be. My average was listed as 169 last night...usually, I float around 152-155 in leagues. Now, I bowl my ass off tonight, and it means diddleshit.
While I was getting ready to bowl the last game, I noticed this somewhat chunkytype girl with a six year old boy watching me. Kinda freaked me out. Found out it was the girl I used to get Erin jealous when we were first dating (almost 10 years ago). She was a nice enough girl, but really skanky. She wanted to "hook up" the first night we hung out way back then (which I refused because skanky girls are gross). She wasn't very intelligent or cool, but after hanging out with her, I always came home and told Erin what a great time I'd had that night. It took less than two weeks for Erin to decide she wanted us to be "exclusive"....I kinda wanted to thank the skanky girl tonight and tell her I was sorry for being such a daeeek. But then, I'd have to carry on a conversation about her and her kid, etc. She had a kid BEFORE this one (I told you she is skanked out)...but that kid died when her ex-boyfriend (the baby daddy) accidentally injected the kid's milk with heroine, and killed it.
And you thought YOU had a rough childhood.
There's been talk of a trip to Mountaineer tomorrow. I loathe that place. I don't want to give them more money. My wife does, though.
I don't have a good way to end this. Oh wait. I just thought of one....
There ya go. Boy George. Chew on that.
for strikes
for spares
I just went to Kay Lanes (by myself, which is kinda dorky AND kinda creepy). I bowled FIVE games (which is also dorkypluscreepy).
Scores: 175,169,183,165,215.
All better than I bowled last night. I've lost six in a row in the league, due mainly to the fact that my handicap is WAY lower than it should be. My average was listed as 169 last night...usually, I float around 152-155 in leagues. Now, I bowl my ass off tonight, and it means diddleshit.
While I was getting ready to bowl the last game, I noticed this somewhat chunkytype girl with a six year old boy watching me. Kinda freaked me out. Found out it was the girl I used to get Erin jealous when we were first dating (almost 10 years ago). She was a nice enough girl, but really skanky. She wanted to "hook up" the first night we hung out way back then (which I refused because skanky girls are gross). She wasn't very intelligent or cool, but after hanging out with her, I always came home and told Erin what a great time I'd had that night. It took less than two weeks for Erin to decide she wanted us to be "exclusive"....I kinda wanted to thank the skanky girl tonight and tell her I was sorry for being such a daeeek. But then, I'd have to carry on a conversation about her and her kid, etc. She had a kid BEFORE this one (I told you she is skanked out)...but that kid died when her ex-boyfriend (the baby daddy) accidentally injected the kid's milk with heroine, and killed it.
And you thought YOU had a rough childhood.
There's been talk of a trip to Mountaineer tomorrow. I loathe that place. I don't want to give them more money. My wife does, though.
I don't have a good way to end this. Oh wait. I just thought of one....
There ya go. Boy George. Chew on that.