Firsts
Caught from davenport_6 :
[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
Never went.
[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No.
[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Probably some wine in high school.
[4] What was your FIRST job?
Burger flipper at McDonald's.
[5] What was your FIRST car?
'76 Chevy Cheyenne pickup.
[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Nobody.
[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I don't know ...
[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Ruth Fultz
[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
My parents and I took a little excursion flight over Boothbay Harbor, Maine.
[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Kelly Hurrell. We're still friendly, but she's off in London, and I'm here in Ohio, sooo ...
[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
Soccer.
[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Either the grandparents' or at Aaron Geedey's.
[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Ryan.
[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Sherry Kirk, as she became Sherry Wagner, back in, I think, 1988.
[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Checked e-mail.
[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
I don't remember.
[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Nope.
[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
Canada, probably, as a child.
[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
As a four-year-old, in 1984, I, along with Kelly, ripped apart Bruce Hockenberry's garden. We did this over a period of days. God, were we evil little shits. He was in the hospital at the time and, after he came home and saw his garden, he called the police. He was, at the time, thinking people were out to get him (I mean, someone did pipe-bomb his mailbox), so he thought these people destroyed the garden. I had just come home with the parents from a family reunion, and Bruce called them over to tell them what had happened. Feeling guilty, I ran inside. Hey, a four-year-old doesn't have much of a poker face. (Frankly, if I could have remained stoic and pulled off a grand deception, I think we would have to worry a bit about what kind of monster I really was.) The truth came out, and we were marched over to get a stern talking-to by the police.
[20] When was your FIRST detention?
Never had one. But, in sixth grade, the homeroom teacher gave me a "closed lunch" (meaning that I had to forego lunch in the cafeteria one day as punishment) for talking during the flag salute. The irony is that Mrs. Glenn, the teacher, was a notorious windbag. She loved to talk, and could even carry on two separate conversations at once.
[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Pennsylvania.
[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Blah.
[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
In college, I presume. A fucking asshole named Jeff. Jeff fled after a month or so, after reading my e-mail and seeing that I liked the mens. Hey, Jeff. If you're reading, go fuck yourself. I know it's been ten years, but you're probably still an asshole.
[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Never have.
[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Don't know. Don't care.
[1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
Never went.
[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No.
[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Probably some wine in high school.
[4] What was your FIRST job?
Burger flipper at McDonald's.
[5] What was your FIRST car?
'76 Chevy Cheyenne pickup.
[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Nobody.
[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I don't know ...
[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Ruth Fultz
[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
My parents and I took a little excursion flight over Boothbay Harbor, Maine.
[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Kelly Hurrell. We're still friendly, but she's off in London, and I'm here in Ohio, sooo ...
[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
Soccer.
[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Either the grandparents' or at Aaron Geedey's.
[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Ryan.
[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Sherry Kirk, as she became Sherry Wagner, back in, I think, 1988.
[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Checked e-mail.
[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
I don't remember.
[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
Nope.
[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
Canada, probably, as a child.
[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
As a four-year-old, in 1984, I, along with Kelly, ripped apart Bruce Hockenberry's garden. We did this over a period of days. God, were we evil little shits. He was in the hospital at the time and, after he came home and saw his garden, he called the police. He was, at the time, thinking people were out to get him (I mean, someone did pipe-bomb his mailbox), so he thought these people destroyed the garden. I had just come home with the parents from a family reunion, and Bruce called them over to tell them what had happened. Feeling guilty, I ran inside. Hey, a four-year-old doesn't have much of a poker face. (Frankly, if I could have remained stoic and pulled off a grand deception, I think we would have to worry a bit about what kind of monster I really was.) The truth came out, and we were marched over to get a stern talking-to by the police.
[20] When was your FIRST detention?
Never had one. But, in sixth grade, the homeroom teacher gave me a "closed lunch" (meaning that I had to forego lunch in the cafeteria one day as punishment) for talking during the flag salute. The irony is that Mrs. Glenn, the teacher, was a notorious windbag. She loved to talk, and could even carry on two separate conversations at once.
[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Pennsylvania.
[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Blah.
[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
In college, I presume. A fucking asshole named Jeff. Jeff fled after a month or so, after reading my e-mail and seeing that I liked the mens. Hey, Jeff. If you're reading, go fuck yourself. I know it's been ten years, but you're probably still an asshole.
[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Never have.
[25] Who will be the FIRST to repost this?
Don't know. Don't care.