the most hilarious morning after conversation ever
This conversation took place about 8:30 am.
explodingboy222: i woke up on your porch
blackcherry2484: um
explodingboy222: and was confused
blackcherry2484: i woke up in my bra?
explodingboy222: this was about 15 minutes ago
blackcherry2484: lol
explodingboy222: what shenanigans did we get ourselves into last night?
blackcherry2484: lol I DON"T KNOW!
explodingboy222: nor do i!
blackcherry2484: i woke up and it was raining
explodingboy222: we are rapscallions
blackcherry2484: and i still had my contacts in
explodingboy222: i was walking home and the rain hit... i started running
blackcherry2484: how were you on the porch
blackcherry2484: !!?!??!?!
explodingboy222: ummmm.... good?
explodingboy222: i'm not sure
explodingboy222: i was sort of out of commission
explodingboy222: but i woke up feeling refreshed
explodingboy222: and that's good news
blackcherry2484: i don't know where my purse is?
blackcherry2484: keys,wallet,phone?
blackcherry2484: could be bad news
explodingboy222: oh no!
explodingboy222: i couldn't find my phone to start the day off
explodingboy222: i feared a bum attack from late night
explodingboy222: but then i found it
explodingboy222: and screamed 'ef yeeeeaaahhh!'
explodingboy222: i have your tequili
explodingboy222: a
blackcherry2484: um the spare set is on my dresser....im not sure thats a good thing
blackcherry2484: lol as long as the tequilas safe we are OK!!!!!
explodingboy222: ruh-roh
explodingboy222: hahahahaha
explodingboy222: we are laughing
explodingboy222: and having fun
explodingboy222: sharing a moment
blackcherry2484: lol wheres my wallet~!!
blackcherry2484: i think you and i walked home
blackcherry2484: ????
explodingboy222: i believe that happened
blackcherry2484: yes.....
blackcherry2484: but what next??
explodingboy222: we also swang on a pretty awesome rope swing
blackcherry2484: ????
explodingboy222: exactly.
blackcherry2484: lol what? where?
explodingboy222: nothing of last night is making sense
explodingboy222: at phoenix
blackcherry2484: ew i hated that
explodingboy222: i shared a beer with some hippie guy
explodingboy222: we loved each other
blackcherry2484: i remember joe and he was an asshole
explodingboy222: yeah, this morning i was looking back on the faces i was making at him
explodingboy222: he's a dick
blackcherry2484: to say the least
explodingboy222: last night i thought they were the type of faces that said, 'hey, let's be friends'
explodingboy222: but today i realized they were just silly
blackcherry2484: lol YOUR silly nick!
explodingboy222: nooooooo, YOU'RE silly annie costello!!!!!!!
blackcherry2484: i just remember walking away and being like....your full of shit
explodingboy222: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
blackcherry2484: and then crying to cisco and then i don't know what happpend
explodingboy222: i remember walking away and being like.... why won't you be my friend?
blackcherry2484: its FUZZY
explodingboy222: indeed, but overall we can agree that joe sucks ass
blackcherry2484: YES
explodingboy222: i just burped
blackcherry2484: ok but back to purse....and ideas?
explodingboy222: it tasted like tequila
explodingboy222: ok, here's what i'm thinking
blackcherry2484: lol yea i have a rotten taste in my mouth
explodingboy222: go back to phoenix today and look for a lost and found
explodingboy222: yeah, i'm a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples right now
blackcherry2484: ....how could i just leave it?
explodingboy222: because you're polite when your drunk?
blackcherry2484: or just plain retarded
explodingboy222: ........
explodingboy222: no
blackcherry2484: lol
explodingboy222: just fun
explodingboy222: it turns out we rock as drunks
explodingboy222: we leave stuff places
blackcherry2484: oooooooooooooh nick we got ourselves into trouble
explodingboy222: we wake up on random couches
explodingboy222: we run home through thunderstorms
blackcherry2484: lol AWESOME!
explodingboy222: you know it!
explodingboy222: ps - why are you awake?
blackcherry2484: thunderstorm woke me up
blackcherry2484: and i was in my bra
explodingboy222: tee.hee.hee
blackcherry2484: so i decided to scope the scene
explodingboy222: how's it scoping?
blackcherry2484: ???
blackcherry2484: um purse missing
blackcherry2484: glad i foudn you tho- that explains how i got home
explodingboy222: unfortunate. i'm betting it's where we were at last night
explodingboy222: yeah, i don't really recall walking home
explodingboy222: or why in the hell i slept on your porch
blackcherry2484: me neither
explodingboy222: ohhhh us
explodingboy222: who knows what we'll do next
explodingboy222: ohhhh good, we truly partied like rock stars. and by rock stars i'm talking motley crue. and by motley crue i'm really referencing nickie six
blackcherry2484: tequila loves us
explodingboy222: tequila just wants us to be happy i suppose
blackcherry2484: and i really don't have a headache
explodingboy222: and i've still got your bottle
explodingboy222: i don't either, i've just got a shitty mouth
blackcherry2484: me tooo
blackcherry2484: exactly
blackcherry2484: so maybe it really does love us
explodingboy222: and i think i'm gonna get in bed
explodingboy222: tequila + us = true love
explodingboy222: i'm gonna hold your tequila ransom, so if you ever wanna see jose again, you know where he's at
explodingboy222: there's absolutely no reason for us to be up
explodingboy222: so i'm going to bed
explodingboy222: goodnight?
blackcherry2484: yes....i think that is wise
blackcherry2484: gnite!!!!
blackcherry2484: until me meet again!!!
explodingboy222: you know it!
I found my purse in the dryer............true story.
explodingboy222: i woke up on your porch
blackcherry2484: um
explodingboy222: and was confused
blackcherry2484: i woke up in my bra?
explodingboy222: this was about 15 minutes ago
blackcherry2484: lol
explodingboy222: what shenanigans did we get ourselves into last night?
blackcherry2484: lol I DON"T KNOW!
explodingboy222: nor do i!
blackcherry2484: i woke up and it was raining
explodingboy222: we are rapscallions
blackcherry2484: and i still had my contacts in
explodingboy222: i was walking home and the rain hit... i started running
blackcherry2484: how were you on the porch
blackcherry2484: !!?!??!?!
explodingboy222: ummmm.... good?
explodingboy222: i'm not sure
explodingboy222: i was sort of out of commission
explodingboy222: but i woke up feeling refreshed
explodingboy222: and that's good news
blackcherry2484: i don't know where my purse is?
blackcherry2484: keys,wallet,phone?
blackcherry2484: could be bad news
explodingboy222: oh no!
explodingboy222: i couldn't find my phone to start the day off
explodingboy222: i feared a bum attack from late night
explodingboy222: but then i found it
explodingboy222: and screamed 'ef yeeeeaaahhh!'
explodingboy222: i have your tequili
explodingboy222: a
blackcherry2484: um the spare set is on my dresser....im not sure thats a good thing
blackcherry2484: lol as long as the tequilas safe we are OK!!!!!
explodingboy222: ruh-roh
explodingboy222: hahahahaha
explodingboy222: we are laughing
explodingboy222: and having fun
explodingboy222: sharing a moment
blackcherry2484: lol wheres my wallet~!!
blackcherry2484: i think you and i walked home
blackcherry2484: ????
explodingboy222: i believe that happened
blackcherry2484: yes.....
blackcherry2484: but what next??
explodingboy222: we also swang on a pretty awesome rope swing
blackcherry2484: ????
explodingboy222: exactly.
blackcherry2484: lol what? where?
explodingboy222: nothing of last night is making sense
explodingboy222: at phoenix
blackcherry2484: ew i hated that
explodingboy222: i shared a beer with some hippie guy
explodingboy222: we loved each other
blackcherry2484: i remember joe and he was an asshole
explodingboy222: yeah, this morning i was looking back on the faces i was making at him
explodingboy222: he's a dick
blackcherry2484: to say the least
explodingboy222: last night i thought they were the type of faces that said, 'hey, let's be friends'
explodingboy222: but today i realized they were just silly
blackcherry2484: lol YOUR silly nick!
explodingboy222: nooooooo, YOU'RE silly annie costello!!!!!!!
blackcherry2484: i just remember walking away and being like....your full of shit
explodingboy222: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
blackcherry2484: and then crying to cisco and then i don't know what happpend
explodingboy222: i remember walking away and being like.... why won't you be my friend?
blackcherry2484: its FUZZY
explodingboy222: indeed, but overall we can agree that joe sucks ass
blackcherry2484: YES
explodingboy222: i just burped
blackcherry2484: ok but back to purse....and ideas?
explodingboy222: it tasted like tequila
explodingboy222: ok, here's what i'm thinking
blackcherry2484: lol yea i have a rotten taste in my mouth
explodingboy222: go back to phoenix today and look for a lost and found
explodingboy222: yeah, i'm a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples right now
blackcherry2484: ....how could i just leave it?
explodingboy222: because you're polite when your drunk?
blackcherry2484: or just plain retarded
explodingboy222: ........
explodingboy222: no
blackcherry2484: lol
explodingboy222: just fun
explodingboy222: it turns out we rock as drunks
explodingboy222: we leave stuff places
blackcherry2484: oooooooooooooh nick we got ourselves into trouble
explodingboy222: we wake up on random couches
explodingboy222: we run home through thunderstorms
blackcherry2484: lol AWESOME!
explodingboy222: you know it!
explodingboy222: ps - why are you awake?
blackcherry2484: thunderstorm woke me up
blackcherry2484: and i was in my bra
explodingboy222: tee.hee.hee
blackcherry2484: so i decided to scope the scene
explodingboy222: how's it scoping?
blackcherry2484: ???
blackcherry2484: um purse missing
blackcherry2484: glad i foudn you tho- that explains how i got home
explodingboy222: unfortunate. i'm betting it's where we were at last night
explodingboy222: yeah, i don't really recall walking home
explodingboy222: or why in the hell i slept on your porch
blackcherry2484: me neither
explodingboy222: ohhhh us
explodingboy222: who knows what we'll do next
explodingboy222: ohhhh good, we truly partied like rock stars. and by rock stars i'm talking motley crue. and by motley crue i'm really referencing nickie six
blackcherry2484: tequila loves us
explodingboy222: tequila just wants us to be happy i suppose
blackcherry2484: and i really don't have a headache
explodingboy222: and i've still got your bottle
explodingboy222: i don't either, i've just got a shitty mouth
blackcherry2484: me tooo
blackcherry2484: exactly
blackcherry2484: so maybe it really does love us
explodingboy222: and i think i'm gonna get in bed
explodingboy222: tequila + us = true love
explodingboy222: i'm gonna hold your tequila ransom, so if you ever wanna see jose again, you know where he's at
explodingboy222: there's absolutely no reason for us to be up
explodingboy222: so i'm going to bed
explodingboy222: goodnight?
blackcherry2484: yes....i think that is wise
blackcherry2484: gnite!!!!
blackcherry2484: until me meet again!!!
explodingboy222: you know it!
I found my purse in the dryer............true story.