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Sup sup! Well i have a bit to update on, i suppose. First and foremost, i was approved for my student loan, so i should be good to go this September! I'm actually excited to go back to school. Work has become so tedious and redundant. I mean, i'll still work a couple of days a week, but it won't be 40 hours anymore, that's for sure. Second of all, my sister is getting married on September 18th, and i've been informed that i'll have to deliver a speech =/ I mean, i'm not really worried about what i write or anything like that. Expressing my feelings in words has never been an issue for me. But i am a bit nervous about doing so in front of over 300 people, the vast majority of whom i don't know at all. I was a drama student for 6 years so performing has always been something i enjoyed but this scenario is a bit different from that one. I'm also going to be walking my sister down the aisle which i think is pretty special. Since we don't have a dad, the honor went to me as the next male, i suppose. I like my sister's brother in law a lot, though. He's a 25 year old, thick black guy with a huge laugh. He's pure comedy. He's always giving me advice on shit. Like the other day we're cruising downtown to pick up my transcripts and he was all telling me how he handles my sister...
Shaun: But me and your sister, guy, she knows who's in charge. I make sure she knows, nawatimsayin?
Me: Hahahaha yah, i bet.
Shaun: WHAT? You thinking i'm joking with you, guy? Is this jokes?
Me: (struggling not to laugh) No, man. Never.
Shaun: Guy, your sister knows not to mess around with me. I don't take shit. She start gettin' rowdy, i set her back down! You gotta be forceful with these girls, Luc. Can't let 'em push ya around, ya know?
Me: Yeah, i'm sure you really keep my sister in line, bro.
Shaun: You think this is jokes? Check it, i'll show you how it's done.
(he flips open his phone all dramatically and calls my sister) HEY CHANTAL! YEAH! IT'S SHAUN! I'm tired and i've had a long day! Cook me something up and i want a back rub, too, ya heard?!!?...... Naw I... No sorry.... I'm sorry, baby... no, i was just trying to put a front on for Luc.... yah.... i love you.... sorry.
Me: .... now i see how it's done.
Shaun: Shut up.
Yeah, so things have been a bit busy, i guess. With trying to get registered for school in time and wedding preparations and what not. I cut loose this weekend and went clubbing on Saturday, then to a house party on Sunday. I swear, dudes, i'm such a good dancer, now. We were at the club, and this black dude came up to me and Ryan (also a good dancer) and started c-walking with us. I tell you, we straight up owned the joint. Last night i got wasted and messed around with some slut. She gave me a lap dance in front of everyone but i opted out of closing the deal with her. That'd be the worst way to lose my v-card. To some skank rubbing up on every guy there. Even soused out of my mind, my v-card defense mechanisms still kicked in. Kinda makes me feel dirty for making out with her because i know i saw her kissing at least 2 other guys there =/ Ahh well, i guess they all can't be winners. Although, lately it feels like none of them are ever winners. That's life <3 Time for bed!
Shaun: But me and your sister, guy, she knows who's in charge. I make sure she knows, nawatimsayin?
Me: Hahahaha yah, i bet.
Shaun: WHAT? You thinking i'm joking with you, guy? Is this jokes?
Me: (struggling not to laugh) No, man. Never.
Shaun: Guy, your sister knows not to mess around with me. I don't take shit. She start gettin' rowdy, i set her back down! You gotta be forceful with these girls, Luc. Can't let 'em push ya around, ya know?
Me: Yeah, i'm sure you really keep my sister in line, bro.
Shaun: You think this is jokes? Check it, i'll show you how it's done.
(he flips open his phone all dramatically and calls my sister) HEY CHANTAL! YEAH! IT'S SHAUN! I'm tired and i've had a long day! Cook me something up and i want a back rub, too, ya heard?!!?...... Naw I... No sorry.... I'm sorry, baby... no, i was just trying to put a front on for Luc.... yah.... i love you.... sorry.
Me: .... now i see how it's done.
Shaun: Shut up.
Yeah, so things have been a bit busy, i guess. With trying to get registered for school in time and wedding preparations and what not. I cut loose this weekend and went clubbing on Saturday, then to a house party on Sunday. I swear, dudes, i'm such a good dancer, now. We were at the club, and this black dude came up to me and Ryan (also a good dancer) and started c-walking with us. I tell you, we straight up owned the joint. Last night i got wasted and messed around with some slut. She gave me a lap dance in front of everyone but i opted out of closing the deal with her. That'd be the worst way to lose my v-card. To some skank rubbing up on every guy there. Even soused out of my mind, my v-card defense mechanisms still kicked in. Kinda makes me feel dirty for making out with her because i know i saw her kissing at least 2 other guys there =/ Ahh well, i guess they all can't be winners. Although, lately it feels like none of them are ever winners. That's life <3 Time for bed!