Psychedelic Sally

Nov 15, 2004 16:34

So today i went to Mc jail to try and register my hand gun that i got for my birthday but apparently they close at 4, stupid lady on the phone told me it was 4:30. Guess i'm just going to have to shoot her now or something. But anyways my ultimate goal in life now is to take my hand gun and wear it in my underarm holster, while riding a motorcycle (because i have my cycle endorsement, making me bad ass all the way). While riding my motorcycle the wind will blow open my leather jacket and everyone will see my gun. And while at stop lights i will have one hand on the clutch and one on my side arm and everyone will stare and think to themselves ... "How bad ass." and then the chicks will jump all over me.

And thanks to everyone who spent my birthday with me, it's always good to see my friends.
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