THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
i hate people that are purposefully quirky.
who are you kidding ? you are not cooler than anyone. you are not prettier than anyone. you've mastered how to make yourself good in pictures, and mayhaps another form of digital copying.
for some reason, the more effort i see in people being different, the madder i get. get the fuck out, and take your fucking bicycle riding, 99 red balloon holding ass with you.
(author's note, i like bicycles, and the song 99 red balloons, but i do hate the exploitation of both)
in that same vein, if the world's hipsters would please stop making me seem cool by preferring the beer with the blue ribbon to the beer that is nicknamed the beast with good reason, i would really appreciate it. i hate looking like i'm making a damn statement when i'm all i'm doing is being broke and drinking beer in west virginia.
and WHOEVER INVENTED SHUDDER SHADES, YOU CAN GO HANG OUT WITH MC HAMMER PANTS.
alright, i think i'm done spitting the hate for the night.
if ever you're feeling cynical, please look up susan boyle online. she'll change your mood. i got legit choked up, and legit almost cried. i felt like i was in some kind of weird alternative universe where i have an overall optimistic outlook and i like most of the population of the world. crazy, right ?
i forgot what it was like to not be an asshole, but it quickly came back.
who are you kidding ? you are not cooler than anyone. you are not prettier than anyone. you've mastered how to make yourself good in pictures, and mayhaps another form of digital copying.
for some reason, the more effort i see in people being different, the madder i get. get the fuck out, and take your fucking bicycle riding, 99 red balloon holding ass with you.
(author's note, i like bicycles, and the song 99 red balloons, but i do hate the exploitation of both)
in that same vein, if the world's hipsters would please stop making me seem cool by preferring the beer with the blue ribbon to the beer that is nicknamed the beast with good reason, i would really appreciate it. i hate looking like i'm making a damn statement when i'm all i'm doing is being broke and drinking beer in west virginia.
and WHOEVER INVENTED SHUDDER SHADES, YOU CAN GO HANG OUT WITH MC HAMMER PANTS.
alright, i think i'm done spitting the hate for the night.
if ever you're feeling cynical, please look up susan boyle online. she'll change your mood. i got legit choked up, and legit almost cried. i felt like i was in some kind of weird alternative universe where i have an overall optimistic outlook and i like most of the population of the world. crazy, right ?
i forgot what it was like to not be an asshole, but it quickly came back.