i have a story to tell, but the thing is - i can't write, talk, or organize. fuck me.

[smoothac]

all my high school kids from my two courses are adding me on facebook and it's really hilarious to look at their facebook pictures. "WHATS IN MY RED CUP LOLZ" pictures are rampant. my favorite was the beer can covered in duct tape. really ?? REALLY

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[sleepytimeuno]

if you have a story to tell, you'll get around to it. sometimes you have to coax these things out of yourself after a significant period of time. and even after that, you have to let them sit around, get comfortable in your apartment, eat a few hundred of your frozen pizzas, and make a mess of your life before you still know what they are all about. really, stories are just like having a transient roommate that never seems to actually leave. you thought they'd only stay for a night or two. after a feww week, you want them to move out. you try to get them to move out. but the more you try, the less they leave. finally when you give up and start acting like you want them around, they pick up and get the hell out.

speaking of assholes...

"The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves." - Bukowski "Ham On Rye"

[smoothac]

bukowski is god. sometimes i want to lock myself into a room and only listen to vinyl records, drink expensive wine, and read bukowski.

but that's how nickelback gets to sell millions of records. because the people who should be causing a stink are locked in their rooms listening to vinyl records, drinking expensive wine, and reading bukowski. those fuckers.

and i liked your analogy. too bad i don't have any frozen pizzas, because i'm really hungry. stupid hungry stories.

[sleepytimeuno]

when i was unemployed for like a year, i lived on frozen pizzas. i packed on like 15 pounds, probably just from that alone. haha.