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Dedication
Tipsy- Tipsy, Adj. The usual signs are flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice, and a profound love for mankind. The sufferer is very deep, intelligent, and insightful, but prone to giggles.
Drunk- Drunk, Adj. Suffering from vision, hearing, & speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza. Infatuated with anyone and everyone, possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.
Wasted- Wasted, Adj. Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Babbling incoherently with loss of most body functions.
Plastered- Plastered, Adj. Extremely generous, loud, and confident. Suffering from prolonged talkativeness ans a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table.
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Hung-over- Hung-over, Adj. Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another drink!
Tipsy- Tipsy, Adj. The usual signs are flushed face, stupid grin, loud voice, and a profound love for mankind. The sufferer is very deep, intelligent, and insightful, but prone to giggles.
Drunk- Drunk, Adj. Suffering from vision, hearing, & speech impairment, with an insatiable appetite for pizza. Infatuated with anyone and everyone, possessing an illogical belief that he/she is gorgeous despite dribbling and slobbering.
Wasted- Wasted, Adj. Invincible but incapable. Suffering from extreme loss of balance, co-ordination and sex appeal. Liable to sleep anywhere. Babbling incoherently with loss of most body functions.
Plastered- Plastered, Adj. Extremely generous, loud, and confident. Suffering from prolonged talkativeness ans a belief that he/she can drink anyone under the table.
and...
Hung-over- Hung-over, Adj. Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humor. Needs total silence and another drink!