Space invaders

[smooch4lyfe]

WOW, don't you just love your parents so much! I know I do... *COUGH* There must be some kind of parent hand book to destroy their offspring's lives? Well I bet my parents own every single handbook made to make my life a living hell. (Okay so my life isn't that bad, but hey it can be pretty icky sometimes). I can't believe my parents went on my screen name and read my mail, yes you heard me, MY PARENTS WENT ON MY SCREEN NAME AND READ MY MAIL... ( I said it twice just in case you weren't paying attention)How would my parents enjoy me reading their e-mails, and going through their rooms, etc. My room and my aol account is mine not theirs, BUT MINE! (Wow I never realized how selfish I am being, and I like it... let me continue, IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE... glad I got that off my chest, well I really shouldn't say chest considering the fact that it's not that big and I know I just made fun of myself, but hey whose the one writing, so back of bucky)! I think I should have a lock on my door, it would be the only LOGICAL way to solve this minor problem. This problem is just a tiny flood in the river of my so called life. (ooohhh, I like the way that sounded, it was as if I was a river, fine fine fine a puddle perhaps, but I think river sounds much more sophisticated than a lake or pound, so GET OVER IT. (actually "Get Over It" was a very entertaining movie, and I enjoyed it a great deal). If your parents have ever invaded your space, you should sue them, I would, but they are the ones that are paying for this computer which I am currently using, so bad idea on my part. But if they don't stop doing what they do, then bring on those lawyers! Maybe I can get the one that did James Paterson's case, oh or maybe OJ's! Well that would make a funny case don't you think? I can see the headlines now, "Child Sues Parents For Invading Space," I live in my own little world sometimes, so excuse any awkward or strange suggestions I make, it is part of my genetics so blame my parents, they created me after all. So I guess I'll hold back on the law suits for now, your welcome I know.

With a tremendous amount of love,
Rel