Рубрика "Это интересно знать"
или "You Dont Know Jack Shit"
Для тех, кому трудно воспринимать английский со слуха - под катом весь текст в письменном виде:
Many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says “You Don't Know Jack Shit!”
Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shit, the owner of Knee Deep in Shit. They had one son - Jack.
In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holy Shit, Give A Shit, Full Of Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Against her parent’s objections, Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack Shit and No Shit divorced.
No Shit later married Ted Sherlock. She wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married Loda Shit and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.
Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride Pizza Bull Shit.
Now, when someone says “You Don't Know Jack” you can correct them.
- Um I don't think I could ever memorized all of that!
- No Shit!
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Many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says “You Don't Know Jack Shit!”
Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Shit, the owner of Knee Deep in Shit. They had one son - Jack.
In turn, Jack Shit married No Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holy Shit, Give A Shit, Full Of Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit.
Against her parent’s objections, Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack Shit and No Shit divorced.
No Shit later married Ted Sherlock. She wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as No Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile Dip Shit married Loda Shit and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.
Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride Pizza Bull Shit.
Now, when someone says “You Don't Know Jack” you can correct them.
- Um I don't think I could ever memorized all of that!
- No Shit!