Forty-eighth Scheme [Various Filters]

[smokydemon]

[Filtered to Self | Difficult to Hack]

...Gods, is it that day again?

Tch.

...Thirty isn't old. It isn't.

[Filtered to 4423 | Unhackable]

I don't think I've yet gotten used to the idea that we pulled something off without dire consequences. At this rate, you might not drive me into an early grave.

[Filtered to Souji | Unhackable]Are you

Comments

[50starhero]

.....Hmmm....

[smokydemon]

What?

[50starhero]

Well, I've been thinking about it all day, and... Did you get a bad haircut or something? You seem different. Older, if that's even possible.

[smokydemon]

Haven't I warned you about doing that?

I haven't done anything with my hair. And I'm not old, goddammit!

[50starhero]

It's alright! My brain is a well tuned instrument of Justice. Thanks for your concern!

-And I mean like Old old. Just BANG! And all of a sudden it hit you, you know?! I really don't get it. Maybe you went to bed too late and that's the reason. You did get your full 14 hours, right?

[smokydemon]

Then it must be missing a few strings...

I'm one day older than I was yesterday, and no more! And I'm a perfectly reasonable age, and who the Hell sleeps 14 hours a day?

[50starhero]

You do, of course! Or at least you should! At your age you need a lot of sleep or you'll start to get cranky! You're just lucky that you're not some ungodly age, like thirty, yet! Those old goats have to sleep waaaay longer than that!

[smokydemon]

I've always been "cranky", idiot...And what the Hell is wrong with thirty?! That isn't old!

[1/2]

[50starhero]

Thirty is just ten years older than forty! And ya know what happens when you reach forty, don't cha?

[anthypants]

Oh Alfred, I believe thirty is actually ten years younger than forty, isn't it? Unless today is backwards day! Is that it? Did no one tell me?

But are you sure you are getting enough sleep? Enough vitamins? You're not getting...how old are, you anyway?

|||orzzz sleep deprived Alfred-mun says: WE CAN WORK WITH THIS.

[50starhero]

Wait. Huh? Oh crap! I was up late listening to scary dramas again... It is! What was I- how old am I again?!

Anthy! What should I do!?

[2/2]

[50starhero]

They put you in a 'home.

[smokydemon]

No one is putting me in a home!

[50starhero]

Oh, relax, Toshizou! There's nothing to worry about! Not for a long, long time! Like I said! It's not like you're some ungodly age like thirty yet!

KEYWORDS.

[smokydemon]

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FUFUFU~ ALSO KEYWORDS.

[50starhero]

Something wrong? Since it will make you feel better, I promise that, when the time comes, I'll go visit you every other Friday. That's the sort of kind thing that Heroes do.