Warning Post
My name is Gokudera Hayato.
This is my boss, the 10th generation head of the Vongola family (see how he smiles innocently as he prepares the can in his hand to vandalize public property, like the first class mafia boss that he is).
He's awesome and could kick your ass, but as his right hand man, it's my duty to make sure he's always safe, even if he can defend himself perfectly.
If any of you perverted internet dipshits have any plans to associate with him more than the necessary, forget about it. I will personally hunt you down and by breaking every single bone in your body I will make sure you regret the day evolution has separated us from invertebrates. And I mean you, Bucking Hose and the horned creep. But everybody else too.
I'll take you all if you try anything, but I thought I'd give you a fair warning.