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Holy shit - everything is totally fucking awesome. all my friends rule - i don't think i ever want to move, especially not far away. if i did i would have to take them with me. my girlfriend is the awesomest, she's smart AND has sweet boobies, i mean REALLY sweet. i like to have sex with her a lot. not only is she a rad girlfriend, but an awesome best friend. she even thinks for herself and likes stuff that she wants to even if don't like them, and i can like stuff i want to even if she doesn't - AND IT'S TOTALLY OK!
i love doing awesome shit like getting totally wasted with everyone i know and doing jackass shit that i regret the next morning, but its funny, so who fucking cares.
i wouldn't trade this place or these people for anything, people NEVER seem to dissappoint me - from blacked out, drugged up horse fuckery to inside jokes that you'll never get and you'll never be allowed to get. i'm never let down when the people i'm with are always going to outdo themselves, every chance they get. who knows? maybe you picked a fight with five huge dudes just to see if you could get your ass kicked. ever woken up on a porch in the projects in the middle of february, probably not. you might've shit your pants while blacked out drunk and were too FUCKED UP to do anything about it. you even might've been so fucked up that missed your favorite band, but who cares you punched a hospital orderly in the face! you might get really trashed and take baths at stranger's houses during a party - but FUCK IT - it was FUN. you might have to walk home in your underwear from the police station after kicking the shit out of some college kid and having your pants confiscated for evidence because they're covered in blood - WHY? IT WAS WORTH IT. you might throw an office chair off an apartment building roof onto a police car, so what? YOU WERE WASTED! you might even be involved in a tuesday night air guitar jam session - its ok YOU ROCKED THE FUCKED OUT. maybe you got so shitfaced you black out and tried to bite your friend's shoe because you thought your were a wolf? IT'S FUCKING FUNNY. you may have even killed an old lady on accident, bummer i suppose. if you weren't there, then that sucks, but we've been having a fucking blast since goddamn day one.
can you believe how awesome this is? its totally the balls and shaft! nuts to butts! asses to asses!
i love doing awesome shit like getting totally wasted with everyone i know and doing jackass shit that i regret the next morning, but its funny, so who fucking cares.
i wouldn't trade this place or these people for anything, people NEVER seem to dissappoint me - from blacked out, drugged up horse fuckery to inside jokes that you'll never get and you'll never be allowed to get. i'm never let down when the people i'm with are always going to outdo themselves, every chance they get. who knows? maybe you picked a fight with five huge dudes just to see if you could get your ass kicked. ever woken up on a porch in the projects in the middle of february, probably not. you might've shit your pants while blacked out drunk and were too FUCKED UP to do anything about it. you even might've been so fucked up that missed your favorite band, but who cares you punched a hospital orderly in the face! you might get really trashed and take baths at stranger's houses during a party - but FUCK IT - it was FUN. you might have to walk home in your underwear from the police station after kicking the shit out of some college kid and having your pants confiscated for evidence because they're covered in blood - WHY? IT WAS WORTH IT. you might throw an office chair off an apartment building roof onto a police car, so what? YOU WERE WASTED! you might even be involved in a tuesday night air guitar jam session - its ok YOU ROCKED THE FUCKED OUT. maybe you got so shitfaced you black out and tried to bite your friend's shoe because you thought your were a wolf? IT'S FUCKING FUNNY. you may have even killed an old lady on accident, bummer i suppose. if you weren't there, then that sucks, but we've been having a fucking blast since goddamn day one.
can you believe how awesome this is? its totally the balls and shaft! nuts to butts! asses to asses!