Excuse my ironic sensiblities: I was in the void so long the colors of this world almost blinded me

[smokin_patch]

I know I'm half blind and shit but I'm fairly certain it's not supposed to be this fucking dark.

Damn, everybody okay? Toby, no freaking out now. Haine, doggie need a flashlight?

Fuck this shit for a lark, I'll do my sheet later. Havoc anyone?

[ooc: Badou got out of solitary this morning. It's good to be on House's good side. *cackles*]

Comments

[bowlcutsrule]

Darkness always makes things more fun, right Badou?

When the lights come on, you might need to find a stray dog.

[black_mauser]

Jesus Christ, will you fuck off?

[bowlcutsrule]

Oh Haine, you know my name is Giovanni Rammsteiner.

[black_mauser]

You're not even clever. Shut the hell up.

[bowlcutsrule]

I do apologize that we didn't inherit the same sense of humor. Maybe next time I'll say something that you'll enjoy more, Haine. Lilly's blood on your hands, it was amazing wasn't it? All over your body. In your mouth, in your hair. Just everywhere.

[ooc: strikes are hackable if you want some sad/angry Haine]

[smokin_patch]

It does have a certain quality of excitement to it.

Jesus, do I even want to know?

[bowlcutsrule]

Glad you can agree with me.

You might need to take the stray dog to a vet.

[smokin_patch]

I can agree with a lot of people.

What the hell are you two up to?

[bowlcutsrule]

I think the two of us could be oh so agreeable.

Family reunion, it's how we express our love for each other.

[smokin_patch]

Oh? Why Giovanni what ever could you mean by that?

I'm not really fucking surprised actually.

[bowlcutsrule]

If you ignore Haine's obvious bias, you might enjoy my company.

It's in our blood.

[smokin_patch]

Except I'm more willing to trust Haine than the word of someone he hates.

But you are not only your blood. It shouldn't be the thing that guides you.

[bowlcutsrule]

Being hated by Haine is not a rare thing, Badou.

Fighting is what Haine and I do best. It's what we were trained to do.

[smokin_patch]

No but he's never usually wrong either. Good instincts I would think.

Gotta learn a few new tricks then.

[bowlcutsrule]

Don't you like walking on the wild side? Taking a chance or two? Makes things even more fun.

Got any treats? That's how we learn the best.

[smokin_patch]

Well I suppose I do enjoy that element of... danger. Well I wouldn't trust you with my life anyway.

Doggies want a bone?