Apr 12, 2004 12:03
Time started: 10:17 PM
Full name: Michael roy sly
Nick names: mike, mikey, sly, MRS, king of the world, etc.
Gender: male
Birthplace: Mo-town in cali
Hometown: Hughson baby
Birthday: November 20th
Have you ever...
Been in love? Cant say I have
Been kissed? yup
Been on stage? Yes, to show off my tuba skills
Been unfaithful? no, I think im trustworthy
Broken a bone? My right arm twice, my left pinky toe 3 times
Broke the law? Yeah I stole gum in like second grade
Called 911? no
Called a 900 #? Cant say I have, my mom would kill me
Cheated on a test? occasionally
Cried over a guy/girl? no
Done something you regret now? Of course
Drank alcohol? nope
Dumped someone else? yes
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? No, but it’s a good idea
Eaten kajmak? I probly would if I knew what it was
Gone an extended period of time without shaving? Well I don’t shave my arms or legs…
Gotten a ticket for speeding? I don’t drive
Gotten in a car accident? nope
Had a medical emergency? Only the bone-breakings
Hiked a mountain? Yes, without water which was a pain
Lied? Of course
Lost respect for someone? Long list
Lost someone you loved? Not yet, im lucky
Made homemade fudge? Nope, but ive eaten it alright
Moved? Hmmm…it’ll be 14 times at the end of this month
Peed in your pants? Not in the past decade or so
Played strip poker? Cant say I have
Ran away from home? no
Seen the Eiffel Tower? Not planning on it
Skinny dipped? nope
Snuck out? Once or twice
Stolen? Once or twice
Watched "Punky Brewster"? I don’t know what that is either…
Witnessed a crime? yeah
Do you believe in...
Aliens? Of course
Ghosts? Yes…my church is haunted
God? yes
Heaven? yes
Hell? yes
Horoscopes? no. but they’re fun to read
Love at first sight? I think you have to get to know someone, so no
Luck? Yeah.
Yourself? Sometimes more than I should
About the opposite sex:
Hair~curly or straight? straight
Hair~long or short? long
Honestly, what do you notice first? hair
Must-have personality trait: sense of humor. Its the spice of life
Thing you love most about 'em? No idea
Thing you hate about them? Either too self-centered or too self-conscious
What kind of things do you find romantic? FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
When was the last time you...
Ate? Well im eating m and ms right now
Cried? Its been so long
Got a real letter? Haha…about a month ago from my stalker
Took a shower? this morning. Yeah, it was that time of month…
Watched Bambi? Like 8 or 9 years ago probly
What is...
Abortion? murder
A good age to get married? 25ish
Alternative music? Not my style
A rollercoaster? fun.
Your bedroom like? messy
The best thing that happened to you today? Hiding easter eggs…its great
Your biggest accomplishment? Maintaining a 4.0
Your biggest fear? Spiders…
Classical? That is real music
Bill Clinton? Hilarys punching bag
Country? Not exactly my taste, but its tolerable
Your family like? Awesome and funny and sarcastic
Your favorite thing for breakfast? Bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. And sausage
Your favorite thing for lunch? I don’t really like lunch…I think its pointless
Your favorite thing for dinner? Any type of steak
Your good luck charm? A hair tie in my wallet…don’t ask
Hanson? Gay brothers
Your height? About 6’1”ish
The most embarrassing CD in your collection? …saint anger…it sucks
Your most humiliating moment? Whenever im in public…but I try
Your most prized & important possessions? Well its not mine…but my dad has a picture of all 4 members of the Steel Curtain(the best offensive line ever, who played for the steelers) autographed by all of them.
Oldies? Somehow I know all the words
Premarital sex? Not exactly my bag, but whatever floats your boat
Your proudest moment? when I can help a person through personal crap
Rap? It sucks…bottom line
Religion? I like it
The worst song you've ever heard? Well as the years go by I pick a new one…currently its “shake it like a salt shaker”…what a lame “rap”
Who...
Are you thinking about? Your mother
Do you admire the most? Pick any of my uncles, my dad, or either of my grandpas
Do you go to for advice? Myself…people come to me for it
Do you hate? Hickman guys
Do you have a crush on (infamous)? Nobody right now
Has it easier, guys or girls? Girls for sure
Is the best celebrity? Maynard james keenan
Is the person you respect the most? My grandpa
Is the prettiest movie gal? Jennifer aniston (my wife…one of them)
Is the stupidest person you know? There are a lot of them
Is your favorite Spice Girl? I always had a thing for posh
Makes you laugh the most? My uncles bob, tom, brad, and rick, especially when together
Knows the most about you? My brother
Was your best boyfriend/girlfriend? Never had a good one
Was your worst boyfriend/girlfriend? Becky (no offense if you read this)
Your favorite person(s) to talk to online? Too many to count
Your least favorite person to talk to online? My brother…that’s why I have him blocked!
What are your plans for...
Life? Im gonna be a shrink in maine
Living quarters? As small as I need…but I’ll be a millionaire
Marriage? Fo sho
Occupation? A shrink
A future family? 3 kids (2 boys and a girl)
Tonight? Exctacy, cocaine, heroine, and shrooms all at once!!!!!!!
Favorites...
Actor/Actress: hmm…denzel warshington or will ferrel/Jennifer garner
Animal: rob sneider
Authors: hmm…long list…lemony snickett, JRR tolkein, robin mckinley, and more
Bands: TOOL, a perfect circle, metallica (oldschool), finger 11, avenged sevenfold
Board games: mouse trap
Book: I liked the two towers, but I have a lot of favorites
Card game: texas hold em baby!!!!
Carbonated drink: Pepsi.
Cartoon hero: captain baseball bat boy
Cereal: coooooooooookie crisp…how could you NOT like it?
Color(s): green
Color socks: plain white
Commercial: haha…either gaystrogen, homocil, or schmitts gay…all SNL commercials
Concert: I’ll go to one someday…
Cousin: I cant choose that
Day of the week: thursday
Deodorant: right guard extreme sport
Designer: haha…anchor blue!
Disney character: roger rabbit is such a pimp
Disney movie: remember the titans…that counts
Drink: pepsi
Fast Food: jack in the box…the only one that can fill me up
Feeling: that feeling you get late at night when literally everything is funny
Font: comic sans MS 12 point
Foods: steak
Fruit: my brother
Gemstones: uhh…my beirthstone? Topaz I think
Gift: so far its probly my bass
Gum: polar ice ice baby!!
Hang out: my dads house
Holiday: thanksgiving…food…
Ice Cream: death by chocolate
Thing to do with ice cream: make soup!
Inside joke: dun KS
Instrument: tuba
Magazine: I don’t read magazines
Movie: old school!!!
Musical: if I had to pick…either Moulin rouge or Chicago…not saying I like them
Nail polish: see-through
Name: gotta think sbout this one
Nintendo game: Zelda for super Nintendo…that game frickin rocks
Number(s): 13
Pizza toppings: pepperoni and sausage!
Poet: edgar allen poe
Quote: “wanting to be someone else Is a waste of the person you are”-kurt cobain
Radio station: 96.7, although I don’t really listen to radio anymore
Room in your house: the living room
Rugrats character: phil
Salad dressing: ranch
Season: winter. Cold rocks
Sesame street character: never watched the show
Shampoo & Conditioner: anything that cleans it
Shape: a convex isosceles trapezoid circumscribed about a circle…honestly, no idea
Shows: monk
Shows/movies with cute guys/girls: I don’t really pay attention I like the plot (sometimes)
Slurpee flavor: pepsi
Smell: aqua di gio cologne
Soap: what a random question…uhh the one that cleans my hands
Song: do I have to pick?
Soundtrack: freddy vs Jason, but I haven’t heard the punisher yet
Sport: football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: math
Thing to do when bored: the same thing I do when im not bored…talk online
Thing to wear: clothes
Time of the day: night
Toothpaste: again, no idea
Town to "chill" in: Hughson because you can walk everywhere
TV Channel: FUSE
TV Show: look above
Type of sandwich: Crispy Chicken
Utensil: plastic butter knife…it makes you suffer more!
Vacation spot: nothing like lake alpine
Weather: rain…pouring rain
Website: www.toolshed.down.net
Winnie-the-Pooh character: never watched that show either
Word: douchebag. shilack
EITHER/OR:
7-Up or Sprite? 7 up
10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend
Adidas or Umbro? adidas
AeroSmith or Red Hot Chillie Peppers? The chillies, no contest
Airwalks or Vans? Don’t like either
Alternative or Hard Rock? Hard Rock baby
AOL 3.0 or AOL 4.0? AOL sucks
Ballads or fast dance songs? ballads
Balloons or streamers? balloons. Especially with helium
Barbie or Ken? I cant pick between my own grandparents!
Batman or Spiderman? Superman. Batman is lame and has no powers!
Beeper or cellphone? cellphone
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? I liked both of them in Dogma
Be serious or be funny? funny. It’s just more pleasant
Big or Little? Depends
Bitter or sweet? sweet
Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
Blueberries or strawberries? strawberries
Blue or Green? green
Boxers or briefs? boxers
Boys or girls? Chicks…I don’t swing the other way
Brandy or Monica? Whichever one the boy belongs to
Burger King or McDonalds? mcdonalds frickin rocks
Cali. or Florida? California is lame
Cats or dogs? dogs
Celsius or Fahrenheit? Farenheit, because I live in america
Chain letters or these things? these things. At least this wastes a couple hours
Chatty or quiet? chatty
Cheater or loyal? loyal
Chicken nuggets or chicken fingers? fingers
Chocolate milk or plain milk? plain
Coffee or hot chocolate? hot chocolate
Cold or hot? Cold fo sho
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi
Color or black-and-white photos? color, in a way, it shows how much fun ur having
Corduroy or plaid? plaid
Crazed or laid back? crazed
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Dark or bright? dark
Dawson's Creek or Party of Five? both suck
Deaf or blind? deaf. I’d hate to not be able to see who I’m talking to
Diamonds or pearls? diamonds
Disney or Warner Bros.? Disney
Disneyworld or Disneyland? Disneyland
Emerald or ruby? Emerald
Faithful or faithless? faithful.
Flowers or candy or poems? Well since I cant write poems and I cant afford flowers, I guess its gonna have to be candy
Freddie Fish or Putt-Putt? Putt-putt
Fruits or veggies? Well I owe my height to veggies
Gap or Express? Im straight
Give or receive? give
Glasses or contacts? contacts
Goldie Hawn or Melanie Griffith? Once again I have no idea who the hell they are
Gold or silver? gold
Green beans or carrots? carrots
Grey or gray? grey
Gun or knife? gun
Haagen Daas or Ben & Jerry's? well since ben and jerrys is for homos and women(right Amanda?) I have to say haagen daas
Half empty or half full? Half full
Hamburger or cheeseburger? hamburger
Happy or sad? happy
Hardcover books or softcover books? hard
HBO or Showtime? HBO
Heaven or hell? heaven
Hello or Hi? hi
Here or there? there
History or science? history
IBM or Mac? IBM
Jay Leno or Dave Letterman? Letterman for sure
Jazz or Classic? Well I do love all that jazz
J Crew or Abercrombie? Haha…how about a loaded pistol?
Jeans or cords? Jeans
Jennifer Love Hewitt or Sarah Michelle Gellar? Gellar.
Kissing or hugging? kissing
Lace or satin? satin
Laugh or cry? laugh
Law or anarchy? law
Lays or Ruffles? lays
Left or right? right
Left, right, or ambidextrous? Ambidextrous, because it’s a funnier word
Lion King or Aladdin? lion king
Little Ceasars or Dominoes? dominoes
Live or die? Live…duh
Love or lust? love
Lugz or Tommy? Never owned either of them
Maccaulay Calkin or Elijah Wood? Maccaulay (only because of what jacko did to him)
Mary K or Lancome? Dunno really
Mountains or praries? mountains
MTV or BET? lame
MTV or VH1? lame
Mud or jello? mud
Mustard or ketchup? Mustard sucks. Ketchup
Nacho Cheese Doritos or Cooler Ranch? Cooler ranch definitely
Nautica or Tommy Hillfiger? Both aren’t my style
New or old? new
Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? hewitt
Night or Day? Night
Nike or Reebok? Nike
Now or Later? later
Oldies or pop? oldies
Old Madonna or New Madonna? That’s just like asking “crack whore or money whore”
One piece or two piece? I fit better into the one pieces…
One pillow or two? One, sometimes none
Open or closed? open
Oranges or apples? oranges
Outgoing or shy? outgoing
Pankakes or french toast? Shmokes and pancakes
Pants or shorts? pants.
Pencil or pen? Pen looks better even though I mess up alot
Pepsi or Coke? Haven’t you already asked this like 3 times
Phantom of the Opera or Cats? The phantom of the opera is there…inside my mind
Phone or chat room? Don’t do either of them
Pie or cake? cake
Pierce your nose or tongue? neither
Piercings or tatoos? neither
Plain or Supreme Pizza? plain
Playstation or N64? N64.
Pools or hot tubs? hot tubs
Pools or oceans? pools. Less salty
Popcorn or pretzels? popcorn
Private school or public school? public
Pro-life or pro-choice? Life, for sure
Puff Daddy or Wyclef? They both absolutely blow
Rap or R&B? * ahem*crap*ahem*
Rap or rock? Rock for sure
Read or write? read
Red car or white car? white
Red or blue? blue
Road Rules or Real World? Road rules is more fun
Rollercoasters: Deadly or Exciting? Depends!
Root beer or Dr. Pepper? root beer
Rose or Lily? Well…chicks dig roses…but lilies are cheaper…tough choice
Roses or Carnations? See above
Rosie or Oprah? they’re both fat talk show hosts. What’s the difference
Ryan Phillipe or Seth Green? Seth Green
Sally or Springer? Springer! JERRY!
Sam Goody or Tower Records? Sam Goody
Sandals or sneakers? sneakers
Sandra Bullock or Liv Tyler? Sandra “buttock” as my grandpa says
School or job? Im not old enough for a job
Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes? Shania
Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? silver
Simple or complicated? simple
Singing or dancing? Cant do either
Single or taken? depends
Skanky or sketchy? sketchy
Skateboards or blades? Both are for homos
Skaters or homies? homies
Sketchers or Fila? Don’t care
Skirt or dress? skirt
Skittles or M&M's? skittles
Smart or stupid? Both, its more fun
Smiling or laughing? laughing
Smoker or nonsmoker? non
Snapple or Fruitopia? Fruitopia is sweeter
Snickers or Reeses? snickers
Socks or no socks? socks
Southpark or Simpsons? simpsons
Spring or fall? Fall
Stay up late or wake up late? stay up late
Straight or gay? straight
Stripes or solid? stripes
Sun or moon? moon
Sunrise or sunset? sunset
Surge or Mountain dew? do the dew
Surf the net or do e-mail? surf
Sweater or sweatshirt? sweatshirt
Tall or short? tall
Teeny or weeny? teeny
Telephone or online chat? Don’t do either of them
Thunderstorms: Cool or Scary? Frickin awesome
Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Both are gay
Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein? FOR THE LAST TIME IT DOESN’T MATTER
T shirt or tank top? t-shirt
TV or radio? TV
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla with chocolate syrup
Vogue or Material Girl? Don’t care
VMA host Chris Rock or Ben Stiller? I prefer Gaylord Focker
Warner Bros. or Disney? you’ve already asked this!!!
The way it is or the way it was? the way it is
Weird or gifted? wierd
Whole or skim milk? whole
Wonder or amazement? amazement
Wool or cotton? cotton
X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X
Your Friends:
Do you have a best friend? Yes, 2
Do you rank your call waiting in order of favorite friends? no
Who are you jealous of? Professional musicians
Who do you cry with? my eyes
Who do you e-mail the most? don’t really e-mail people.. I IM people, its the newest rage you should try it sometime
Who do you go to for for advice? nobody really
Who do you go to the mall with the most? Brandon, steven, and andrew
Who do you go to to talk to about girls or guys? Any one of my guy friends
Who do you hang out with the most? Brandon, steven, and andrew
Who do you get the most surveys from (via e-mail)? nobody
Who has the best room? aaron
Who have you known the longest? Brandon and steven
Who knows all your secrets? A lot of people…I don’t have that many
Whose parents do you know the best? Haha…aarons
Who's the best-looking? Were all ugly
Who's the biggest flirt? brandon
Who's the coolest? All of us together
Who's the funniest? All of us together
Who's the loudest? me
Who's the nicest? all of us again
Who's the shyest? steve
Who's your funniest friend? Too many to choose from
In the last 24 hours have you...
Been kissed? Haha…by my grandma
Been mean? yes
Been sarcastic? Of course, I was with my family
Bought something? No cash
Cried? nope
Cut your hair? nope
Dissected something? no
Eaten fluff? no
Felt stupid? I always feel stupid
Fought with a friend? no
Fought with your parents? no
Given someone a present? no
Gone for a run? no
Gone for a walk? no
Gone out for dinner? no
Gone to the movies? no
Gotten sick? no
Had a nightmare? no
Had a serious talk? no
Helped someone? yes
Hugged someone? Just family
Met someone new? yeah
Missed an ex? Haha, not at all
Missed someone? yes
Moved on? Of course, it’s a process
Not known the answer? yes
Said "I love you"? yes
Sung? Haha of course
Taken a test? I’m taking one right now
Talked to an ex? nope
Talked to someone you have a crush on? No crushes
Watched your favorite movie? no
Worn a skirt? no
Worn a tie? no
Written a paper? no
Written a real letter? no
Written in a journal? Only this one
Do you...
Ask the guy/girl out, or wait for them to come to you? Ask, im the guy
Believe in love at first site? no
Bite your nails? no
Currently like/love? Not particularly
Do drugs? no
Drink? no
Eat breakfast and then brush your teeth or visa versa? Brush before
Eat peanuts? occasionally
Eat with your mouth open? No, I was with my family
Enjoy reading? yes
Ever save AOL conversations? yes, if there that funny
Get along with your parents? yeah
Get motion sickness? no
Gossip? sometimes
Have a car? no
Have a deep dark secret no one knows but you? Not exactly deep and dark
have a goldfish? sorta
Have a job? no
Have allergies? yes
Have an accent? no
Have any tatoos or body piercings? nope
Have a pager/cell phone? Im deprived
Have a personal phone line? nope
Have a tan? Yeah, a farmers tan!
Have a website? no
Have lots of friends? Of course
Have siblings? yup
If you chew gum, what kind? Whatever I can get my hands on
If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would you get? A steelers sign on my back, but I don’t want a tattoo
Give high fives? frequently
Kiss on the first date? no
Like dressing up? no
Like newkids on the block? Never heard them
Like thunderstorms? yes
Like to swim? yes
Make fun of people? Not seriously
Organize your CD's? alphabetically in the big case and by label on the rack
Prefer to date people who are older or younger than you? doesn’t really matter
Remember where you were when OJ Simpson was let free? no
Remember where you were when you heard Princess Di had died? no
Save emails? yes
Shun nudity? sure
Sing in the shower? No, I whistle
Sleep with a stuffed animal? nope
Take walks in the rain? occasionly
Think dreams eventually come true? no
Think you're attractive? (everyone should answer yes!) not really, but some do
Use chapstick? no
Watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I used to
Wear eye shadow? Cant say I do
Finish this off...
I'm always: tired
I hate: drugs
I love: music
I regret: doing something I shouldn’t have done
I want: a job and a car
I will never forget: family and friends
Additional Questions:
Are you a good student? no
Are you a health freak? no
Are you a player? nope
Are you a vegetarian? nope
Are you "cool"? well Im friends with about everyone
Are you currently in a relationship? no
Are you eating? no
Are you happy? sure
Are you hungry? Always am
Are you involved in music? Yes (tuba, trombone, baritone, and bass)
Are you involved in sports? no
Are you lonely? i have my friends
Are you ready for this survey to end? please do
Are you talking to someone online? amanda
Are you tired? yeah
Are you wearing pajamas? no
Describe the best and worst days of your life. Best day-i dunno
Worst day- no idea
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? no
How did you spend this past summer? Band camp (don’t laugh!) and camping
How do you want to die? Natural causes
How many pairs of shoes do you have? uno
How many people are on your buddy list? 128
How many rings until you answer the phone? 2
How long can you hold your breath? about a minute
How romantic are you? (scale from 1-10)? No idear
If there was one thing you couls tell someone that you have been hiding, what would it be? nothing
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? just one?! I dunno
If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be? A family(like wife and kids)
If you could meet one person in the world or bring one person back to life, who would it be? Kurt cobain
If you were brave enough, what color would your hair be? I like the dark brown
Is it POP or SODA? Soda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name some favorite things in your bedroom. My caricature and my bass
On a scale of 1-10, rate your relationship with your parents. mom-9
dad-10
What are your ambitions? To have an easy future
What are your habits? Pepsi, computer, etc.
What are your hobbies? Whatever distracts me from the real world
What are your personality traits? i dunno!
What are your pet peeves? People trying to be someone they arent
What are your pets' names? Oreo, daisy, missy, and rusty (and cat, even though she died)
What are your special skills/talents? Music and math…how lame
What are you thinking about right now? when this thing will end
What are you wearing right now? Jeans and a tee shirt
What came first: the chicken or the egg? chicken
What car/cars do you drive currently? none
What CD is in your CD player right now? APC’s thirteenth step
What color are your eyes? Greenish blue with orange around the pupil
What color is your floor/carpet in your room? brown
What color is your hair now? Dark dark brown
What country do you want to visit? greenland
What do you collect? cd’s
What do you want your future job to be? A shrink
What do you think of Ouija boards? creepy
What do you think of people who drink/smoke/do drugs? Stupid stupid stupid
What is your nationality? american
What kind of keychains do you have? none
What kind of sneakers do you wear? Just nike
What languages do you fluently speak? English
What's a non-sport activity that you enjoy? sitting and doing nothing
What's on your mouse pad? grey
What's the best gift you have ever received? My bass
What's the best name for a butler, Jeeves or Alfred? Jeeves
What's the best way to die? Bullet to the head
What's the coolest sounding language? ZULU BABY!!! (click click clack clicky clacky?)
What's the first think you think of in the morning? Wash my face
What's the meanest think you have said to someone? I try not to be mean
What's the most important personality trait? my honesty
What's the weirdest thing you have ever done? Dresse dup as a tourist at universal studios
What's worse- throwing up once or having a really bad cold for a week? Cold for a week
What's your bedtime? 11ish on school nights
What's your best advice? don’t worry about what other people think
What's your biggest fear? spiders
What's your biggest wish? To have no responsibilities
What's your dream car? one with wheels
What's your most embarassing moment? too many to name
What's your natural hair color? Dark dark brown
What's your Zodiac sign? scorpio
What was the last CD you bought? I think finger eleven…its been a couple months
What was the last movie you saw? Matchstick men
What was the most difficult thing you have had to do? Try not to stress
What were you for Halloween last year? A mormon
What will you name your first son and/or daughter? Whatever my wife wants
What word/phrase do you overuse the most? I like to keep it varied
When do you usually go online? always
When you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? burried
Where are you? at my dads
Where do you shop? Anchor blue
Where do you sleep? My bed
Where is your computer(s) in your house? 3 in the living room and one in the “office” for my dads house, at my moms there are 2 in the living room
Where would you move if you had the choice? No idea
Which movies have you cried at? none
Which outfit do you wear the most? Jeans and a tee shirt
Would you ever go bungi-jumping? yeah
Would you ever want to be the opposite sex for a day? That would be odd
Would you rather be invisible or have the ability to fly? Fly for sure
The Past Side :
Does it make you sad that you can never go back in time? Yes. I wish I could change some of the things that I’ve done. Some of them make me ashamed of who I am
What do you remember most about the last year? Too much, but not enough
What is the memory that you miss the most? camping
Guys: If a girl asked for the shirt off your back, would she get it? Of course
Time finished: 12:01
How long did this survey take you? Almost 2 frickin hours!