Sigh mother fucker

[smokeyourass]

My sister is married. Wedding was great fun. They're going to kidnap a penguin for me when they go to new zealand. Every time something good or uplifting happens to me or a family member, one of those idiots fuck it all up like within a 5 minute span. What's wrong with people?

Dear desi, they had a keg of shiner. A wine fountain and a horse trough full of canned beer.

All you suckas shoulda went.