May 12, 2010 14:57
[Let's assume that China has put something on his communicator, because the video and audio clicks on for apparent reason, and just shows China clattering around in the kitchen of house 15, muttering to himself]
[England walks in, looking around until his eyes land on China. Wordlessly, he walks up behind the other and grabs the end of the ribbon in China's hair, pulling the hairtie loose and examining the colour on it. China jumps.]
England! I need that aru! Give it back!
[He holds his hand out for it. England raises his eyebrows.]
Hm, no. I need it more. It's to decorate Alice's birthday present, and that's a much better use. [He runs it through his fingers.] Silky and red, just the right colour. I expect dinner in an hour. [Turns to leave.] And don't get any hair in my food.
[China opens his mouth, then seems to think better of it, before tucking the majority of his hair behind his ears and carrying on with his cooking, a little more forcefully than before. The video continues on like this until it times out.]
england,
empires are bastards