→003
What a day. What a day. What a week, even.
Seems some of us got off on the wrong foot. Let's try this again.
Hello, fellow tree-dwellers! My name's Eyepatch. I didn't pick that name, that Zombie asshole did.
Speaking of which, I did what you said I couldn't do, fucker. How do you like that? I haven't fallen out either. Nor am I going to.
Anyway, how are the rest of you doing this fine, marshmallow-and-fire-free evening?
Seems some of us got off on the wrong foot. Let's try this again.
Hello, fellow tree-dwellers! My name's Eyepatch. I didn't pick that name, that Zombie asshole did.
Speaking of which, I did what you said I couldn't do, fucker. How do you like that? I haven't fallen out either. Nor am I going to.
Anyway, how are the rest of you doing this fine, marshmallow-and-fire-free evening?