[this would be a certain grumpy old pilot standing in front of several things. one, his lovely giant airship, The Dreamcatcher. this was standing outside of its equally giant hangar, but she's not alone. oh no. Cid wasn't just sitting up there doing now. some may recognize the Skyrunners (hover motorcycles basically), only they're more pimped out
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[Even if Minami is... Minami, she's a surprisingly fast learner. Though she might conveniently forget the whole 'no joyrides' thing. Speaking of which...]
Oh oh oh, but...! What if this is, like, a No Fly Zone and the city goes "PACHOO!" and shoots a giant laser to prevent our escape? Oh man, I don't wanna be desert dust! Gramps, tell me you've got plans upon plans upon plans to prevent that! ... And the stuff that might happen after that. Then after after that.
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First of all, quit callin' me "Gramps." [stupid kids.]
And didn't you hear what I just said? This ain't no *&$#@!^ joyride.
[grumbles.] We already tested it with one of the smaller models. Works just fine.
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Oooh, gotcha! So you've got everything covered and stuff? Then I'm totally signed up! You betcha bottom dollar that I'll work my butt off, Gramps!
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I said don't call me "Gramps"! Who the *@ are you?
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Oh, me? I'm Minami. Who are you, angry dude?
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Cid Highwind. And if you want a chance at comin' near these things you better learn to shut your trap and not run all over the place.
[oh, now he knows why he's getting grumpy. she reminds him of Yuffie.]
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Hey, whoa there now. I'm pretty sure that's prejudice and that's totally unfair! You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, Mister Grumpy Grill. C'mon, at least give me a try before you throw me overboard!
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[smoke.]
You want a shot? Fine. Ain't like I got much of a choice. Come up to the floatin' mountain.
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Awesome, thanks! I'll be there in a spiffy-jiffy!
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[he's already getting a headache as he hangs up.]
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