The Great Beer Contest of 2008!!!
FREE BEER!!!
...That is, if you are the winning pick!
So! Here's the digs, ladies and gentlemen. I am now a certified home brewer, you see, complete with a creature brewing downstairs in my garage and more creations soon to be born behind it. Officially dubbed "It Came From Beneath the Stairs" simply due to the location of where I have chosen as my fermentation room... And the fact that this, my first brew, has already thrown a temper complete with foam and crud boiling up everywhere befitting the title suggesting some kind of monster, I thought it only prudent to offer it my humble naming rights!
But I have a conundrum, you see! My beer has a name, but the operation is as anonymous as an empty six-pack! I need a name... A NAME!!! To call my base of operation something... Meaningful, applicable and even whimsical. I am all out of ideas here, and I am reaching out to the mighty world of the internet for assistance!
My brewery needs your help!
It needs a NAME!!
Just any name will not do. The suggestion lines are open and I am listening! Have an idea? Shoot it my way! Flashing lightbulb above your head? Screw it into mine! Lightning striking you like mad? Who said holding an iron rod above you is a bad idea? My arm is already raised!
I will keep the contest open for as long as it takes. The winner will be awarded one free six pack of my finest beer, fresh from my brewery named by you, in person preferably. If meeting in person is not really all that plausible? We'll come up with something. Be be assured, the beer will find its way to you in the end!
Let the games begin!