------jumanji review------

Aug 29, 2005 01:56

im so bored and so tired but im not in the mood to get to sleep. i just finished watching jumanji, the film about the possessed killer board game... it was quite entertaining except for the moments of absolute cheese (which is in about all of the family films) and the sheer stupidity of the characters. when you hear a freaky drum beat coming from the creepy house you live in... dont look for it... but of course these mindless children follow the noises and discover jumanji: the game which has mysterious voodoo powers and all that jazz blah blah blah... wow... if you ask me that is quite a mindfuck. imagine a game that once you start playing there is a 99% chance of survival, and everytime you roll the dice a riddle mocks you as (for example) a stampede flies through your house. can we say someone took a little too much acid?? lmao. in the end what i dont get is why they didnt have enough sense to burn the bloody game of death and get it over with. what sequel seekers, eh? lol. well that is my lame attempt of a movie review... all in all jumanji scores an e for effort *thumbs up* lmao, i am soo lame, hahahah.
if you seen the film in which i reviewed... leave a review of your own.
im out peace love respect
adriana
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