Ford, Betty; Clinic

Mar 18, 2005 14:46

The following takes place on Friday, March 18th 2005. All suspects are innnocent until proven guilty.

damnit you gotta work
yp
damnit
we never have time for just US anymore wes....you're all about work
what about the kids?
what about me?
I swear....we need counciling
listen here, i need to go to work, so I can afford to support your habits. I think what we need here is a betty ford clinic.
and another thinng
what's the other thing
mr. im on a roll but I stopped typing
would it hurt for you to clean the goddamn house once in awhile, while I was out slaving away trying to earn a little cash to support your "habits"
they dont let you do blow off hookers at betty ford rehab
all i want is a little respect
then go find a deaf/blind bitch
that's the only way
here i am out earning money
and you cant even clean the damnn house
lol
i just, i just *
* dropout-FiReaL[y7] throws a bottle of jack daniels across the room and it shatters on the wall
YOU WOKE UP THE KID BITCH LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW IVE GOT TO BEAT HIM TOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE>!>!>!>!>
THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
NOTHING YOU DIDNT ASK FOR SLUT
I KNOW WHERE YOU GO AT NIGHT
*whips out a butchher knife and starts chasing fireal around the kitchen
you son of a bitchh
i'll kill you
YOU BETTER BE MAKING ME DINNER WITH THAT THING
*RUNS*
****ALL this annd more on the next episode of COPS*******
bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonnna do, whatcha gonna do when theyy come for you
bad boys bad boys
the cop: this all ocurred around 11:30am. both parties had been drinking. we've been out here 6 or 7 times this week already for these two
YOU CANT ARREST ME FOR BEING DRUNK IM STONED IM NOT DRUNK YOU CANT JUST DECIDE THAT IM DRUNK
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i just made john read that
because it is so funny
we should probabalyy log that and post it to the sj lj
sure thang
then at the end just put this in small font
(please stop him from hitting me)
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