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Today has been an absolute riot!
I finally got rotated off the line, and am forced to WFH for the rest of the week, something i have steadfastly avoided.
First i heard about this wonderful story of two naked sunbathers startled by a deer who then got lost in the bush and had to be rescued by SES and police, who were then fined $1000 each for breaching lockdown.
THEN i saw the Auslan interpretation of that story.
However it did not end there, because the press conference was interrupted by a man who had captured earth last year, and was issuing a cease and desist order on the state police commissioner.
Finally one of my NESB cricket mates absolutely shredded the QLD origin team.
"man i am from Bangladesh and we put up fight even now and then when we play against the might I have seen those years of QLD dominant and blues were always fighting what was produced by qld in last 2 games just pure dog shit. Pick up and throw in the bin."
Funniest shit i have seen in ages.
and i got my dad's death certificate in the mail.