Feb 14, 2003 20:55
muthafukkan valentinez day...
tonite i stepped to this fly bitch at the club and i sed
"whatzup bitch? will you be my valentang?"
she wazzant havin any of the B sos i made my wayz akross tha room and found an0ther fine hyena sittin n-between tha jukeboks and tha talez from tha crypt pinball machine.
ill tell yalz niggaz a secret.
phatazz bitchez give it up on valentinez day. on valentinez day a bitch wifout a man iz like a man wifout a bitch, bitchez be BEGGIN for some dix0rin
i stolez me a herseys kizz out tha muthafukinn bowl at the bar and walked up to her all smoooves like, i sed
"will you be my valentine, bitch?"
5 minutez later im in the baffroom hittin that shiat like a muthafukkan caveman.
valentinez day make a muthafukka feel all warm and shiat, cause i know fatazz bitchez need love too.