Oh, it's time for Normal Again. Or Labyrinth, I can't tell.
I was feeling rather pathetic of what I've let my life turn into, so...I made a button.
Yes, it is a paypal donate button. What is that button for? Well, I've pretty much dug myself into a hole with all my bad life choices, and the only way I can think to help myself is beg you for the change that's in your couch cushions. "Get a job," you say. Well, I would, except no one is going to hire a 27 year old fat woman with almost no job experience during a recession, and even if they would, I have no friends, and therefore no references, because I don't get out. I don't get out because we have only one car, that car seats only two people, and even if there wasn't someone else living here who is under 18 and therefore more important than me, I don't know how to drive. I can't learn how to drive it because it's my dad's car, straight drive, and has said he doesn't want to teaching on it. My brother, of course, has had his training because he lived with my mother for so long. And apparently, everyone but me has the sense to take driver's ed so she's got no choice but to let them take the permit test until they pass.
Do you see what I mean about bad life choices?
So yeah, I want to change something, but I'm a little stuck. Unless any of you have a better idea, the best thing I can think of is to try to raise some money for another car, even if it's another junky old straight drive. At least then there's a point to even going to the dang DMV and taking that stupid test that makes me feel even stupider every time I take it.
If you can spare anything, anything at all, please use the button. Seriously, I will take your nickles.
Yes, it is a paypal donate button. What is that button for? Well, I've pretty much dug myself into a hole with all my bad life choices, and the only way I can think to help myself is beg you for the change that's in your couch cushions. "Get a job," you say. Well, I would, except no one is going to hire a 27 year old fat woman with almost no job experience during a recession, and even if they would, I have no friends, and therefore no references, because I don't get out. I don't get out because we have only one car, that car seats only two people, and even if there wasn't someone else living here who is under 18 and therefore more important than me, I don't know how to drive. I can't learn how to drive it because it's my dad's car, straight drive, and has said he doesn't want to teaching on it. My brother, of course, has had his training because he lived with my mother for so long. And apparently, everyone but me has the sense to take driver's ed so she's got no choice but to let them take the permit test until they pass.
Do you see what I mean about bad life choices?
So yeah, I want to change something, but I'm a little stuck. Unless any of you have a better idea, the best thing I can think of is to try to raise some money for another car, even if it's another junky old straight drive. At least then there's a point to even going to the dang DMV and taking that stupid test that makes me feel even stupider every time I take it.
If you can spare anything, anything at all, please use the button. Seriously, I will take your nickles.