I Should Take A Second Look In Our Basement
My wife and I might get lucky:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jul/04/kerala-temple-treasure-found
No, wait. As crammed with stuff as our basement is, my wife bought our house less than 12 years ago. The chances of centuries-old treasure seem low.
My mother-in-law's cellar, however, is definitely a possibility...