Dear Santa & 12 Days
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave valkyr8 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I bought porn for petranella (-10 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I helped gxdm hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-188 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
smlibrarian
On the twelfth day of Christmas, smlibrarian sent to me...
Twelve lucertola99s knitting
Eleven starwefters sewing
Ten melaniewings a-bookbinding
Nine gxdms baking
Eight lady_annoras a-garbing
Seven dearabbeys a-reading
Six libraries a-cooking
Five bo-o-o-ooks
Four movies
Three cats
Two middle ages
...and a music in an embroidery.