Hummmmmmmer
Last nights Xmas party for the Texas Roadhouse peoples was OFF THE CHAIN.
Lets just say...I was driving the hummer, I was driving the hummer packed with delicious ladies, and dancin' my arsecake off was real fun.
They had kareokee but sometimes it was real annoying.
And Alaina if you read this I didnt "sign that ass over", I still own it and your boyfriend can rent the property if he'd like. muhahahaha
It was good to get outta the house and be the DD for my wasted friends. And get some booty in my face every other 3 minutes. Hahaha.
And to have my old boss come up to me and ask me why I dont come back to work...and have him respect me for being the DD for those girls was pretty good too.
"Shake your money maker!" This song wore out my legs if ya know what I mean.
I did have a BIG BROTHER, who is younger than me, tell me that if I didnt take his sister directly home safely that he'd break both of my legs. That was good. But he mighta been drunk too and his sister had some dirty guys all over her all night. He knows Im better than that.
ANYWAY...thanks to the hummer...I safely chauffered beautiful ladies around...in style.
Lets just say...I was driving the hummer, I was driving the hummer packed with delicious ladies, and dancin' my arsecake off was real fun.
They had kareokee but sometimes it was real annoying.
And Alaina if you read this I didnt "sign that ass over", I still own it and your boyfriend can rent the property if he'd like. muhahahaha
It was good to get outta the house and be the DD for my wasted friends. And get some booty in my face every other 3 minutes. Hahaha.
And to have my old boss come up to me and ask me why I dont come back to work...and have him respect me for being the DD for those girls was pretty good too.
"Shake your money maker!" This song wore out my legs if ya know what I mean.
I did have a BIG BROTHER, who is younger than me, tell me that if I didnt take his sister directly home safely that he'd break both of my legs. That was good. But he mighta been drunk too and his sister had some dirty guys all over her all night. He knows Im better than that.
ANYWAY...thanks to the hummer...I safely chauffered beautiful ladies around...in style.