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[smittywing]

Ya'll, I am developing a serious Clint Barton Problem. I know what Tumblr is now. It is the thing that gives me pretty pictures of Clint Barton to look at when I should be studying. Or sleeping. Like now.

PS: Is there a female Avenger anywhere, ever, that he hasn't banged? Or is going to bang in the next month or two?

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[smittywing]

See, I think that is part of why I adore him so much - he just WANTS to be in love. Women just keep breaking his heart.

So, okay, I am getting most of this from Wikipedia and Tumblr. But this is the list as I have absorbed it in the last few days. (Keeping in mind that I'm suffering from bar psychosis and asked my sister tonight if Putin was still in charge of the USSR. *facepalm*

Black Widow - Origin story; she used him to steal Tony Stark's tech and then sort of disappeared, leaving him behind. Cue mutual silent angst.

Scarlet Witch - So it appears that he just wanted to date her and she went for Wonder Man/Vision over him so he stomped off and quit the Avengers? (I'm a little fuzzy on this.) But he did sleep with her after he came back to life and she had no memory. (We'll not discuss the skeeziness associated with that.)

Mockingbird - Who died on him. After the Phantom-someone breakup, but I feel like it was more the dying. And apparently they hooked up when she turned out not to be dead but now they're not together?

Moonstone - Okay, she was a Thunderbolt and not an Avenger but that totally happened.

Wasp - This was apparently some 3-issue Chuck Austen travesty that no one wants to talk about?

Echo - I don't even know what Echo was doing with the Avengers. In fact, I'm not even sure it was the same Echo as from the Daredevil trade I have. I would have to reread that. But that seemed to last about three pages?

Spiderwoman - She's pretty much who I meant by "in the next month or two" since the cover for Avengers #16 looks pretty suggestive.

So yeah, I skipped a bunch of civilian women, possibly evil agents, and some chick from the circus, but I kind of feel like he's hit the highlights? I mean, when I think of Avengers women I usually think of 'Tasha, Jan, and Wanda. Oh, Carol. He hasn't slept with Carol, right?

...No one even ships him with Carol, right?

Oh! And I don't think he's slept with She-Hulk except in this one What If that doesn't count because it's a What If, right?

I'm just saying. He's adorably shippable.