I am somehow so awesome that I got
reccea (who does not like gore, violence, and the like) not only to watch Criminal Minds but to WRITE ME FIC.
AppellationsReid/Morgan
SFW/FRT/PG...something?
I remember why she wrote this - she was commenting that she had found it odd that all the fic writers had Morgan calling Reid, "Pretty boy," and then turned on an episode and watched him do exactly that. So. FIC. Go read. It is awesome.