SGA 5x13: aka Woolsey is My New Boyfriend
We'll skip past the preliminaries and move on to the sudden, yet inevitable betrayal.
Talking Dude looks familiar and I'm not sure why.
HI LORNE! Also, I love that Woolsey is all, "Release the hounds."
John - not so much with the guilt. Until Talking Dude mentioned the Wraith. Then he was all, "Oops. Still! not my fault!"
CLIP SHOW.
*sigh* Oh, Stargate. We were getting along so well. Oh, hey, but there's Sumner! Also, Sheppard's baby face.
Trade embargo! Also, OT4 bunny!
Seriously, how have they made it up to SAW V? How?
Seriously, how many episodes have the phrase, "Now, let's not panic," in them? Oh, snap. Teyla's telling it like it is.
Lorne and Woolsey are not amused. Who is writing me Lorne/Woolsey??? Also, did Sheppard just make a TNG reference? I think he did. Pls confirm.
Oh, Sheppard, really? Affirmative answers to questions involving the phrase, "Test subjects," are never a good idea. Also, oh Season 2. Elizabeth! Also, I hate the Michael episode and never watch it but who was stupid enough to leave those disks lying around? Also, John really needs to stop and think before he speaks. He should perhaps request counsel. Like Teyla. He might have a fighting chance with Teyla speaking for him.
Also, JOHN. You read comic books. You KNOW the likelihood of him being dead w/o a body was zero.
I am so *hearting* Woolsey and Lorne, here. SO *HEARTING*
Clip show! Although I have to admit, I did love Underground.
Okay seriously? Forget Sheppard and his checkered past. Give me more Woolsey/Lorne scenes. They are fantastic.
I love Teyla getting to fly the Wraith ship, too. Apparently I seriously need to rewatch some of seasons 3 and 4. There are some way awesome space explosions going on and a lot of Lorne, too. Also, Sheppard, don't get cocky. He kind of horrifies me. As an almost-lawyer, I keep looking at him and seeing him as the lawyer with a murder rap trying to defend himself and it's making me twitch.
OH THANK GOODNESS. WOOLSEY IS TAKING OVER HIS DEFENSE. SO RELIEVED. Also, Woolsey gets to do what he does best - talk circles around people. YA'LL. I am SO PLEASED.
Woolsey is for real badass. HARVARD LAW REVIEW. He's an actual lawyer! I am BURSTING WITH LOVE. Oh, wait. He just mocked their papyrus. That bodes ill. I hope he does not get all full of himself.
Elizabeth!
Woolsey is doing so well! Uh-oh. Never mind. Huh, he's going to concede the fact. Also, he is talking about Elizabeth! I may be all teary now. Also, OUCH. Beard Dude is totally channeling my Torts prof. Wow, now he's going to talk about economic efficiency. (Which is what my law school does.) Okay wait a sec. I call foul. These folks are not impartial. They are a civil mob. They want someone to blame and are not strong enough to punish the Wraith (or the Replicators) so they are making a scapegoat of the Atlantis Expedition, which is not blameless, but also not culpable for the crimes for which they are being blamed.
WOOLSEY YOU ARE SO TRICKSY. You are totally unfurling this mystery. Ronon and John are hilarious and awesome but Woolsey is so THOUGHTFUL. OMG HE IS GOING TO CHEAT. I LOVE HIM SO HARD.
DUDE. DUDE. Who was it who said last week that they were worried the Pegasus Galaxy would turn on them when they realized Atlantis was working with Todd? teenygozer? You were so utterly right.
Hi Michael Beach! You are totally bald and hot. You know. Like Caldwell and Woolsey. I'm really kind of surprised they didn't make Sam shave her head. (Kidding!)
Woolsey, "And then we saved the galaxy. What now?" Closing argument! And Dude Who Looks Familiar is totally going to have hot manlove with Woolsey. OH YES. WOOLSEY IS DA MAN. Oh, Sheppard. You so doubted him, shut up. Oh, WOOLSEY. You and your suit. You are so seducing Sheppard. And you don't even know it. CIGARS. Seriously. Rock out.
Also, next episode? So saw that coming. Also, Teyla's bebeh? CUTEST THING EVAR.
PENTAPUS. I am in need of a Woolsey chibi icon! I will give you ANYTHING. I am FANNISHLY SLUTTY like that. Srsly. I do not want a real-Woolsey icon. I want a Pentapus Woolsey-chibi-icon.
Obvs, not to be bratty or anything - no pressure. But hey! My birthday? Totally in 9 months. Just saying. Cookies! Porn! John Sheppard's gene donors! Switchverse! I can be bought.