Ladder 49
You know, I was going for a good long mocking of Ladder 49 but beyond Robert Patrick's pornstache, it's actually a fairly good movie.
His character imitating an Irish-Catholic priest, complete with terrible accent (but not cassock, sorry) and later sitting on the can.
Also Joaquin Phoenix is being a hot-ass which is cool because he usually kind of creeps me out. (I first saw him in Gladiator and it scarred me forever.)
ALSO, you should all go check out Morris Chestnut because not only is he hotting up this movie like whoa, but...I have NO IDEA what I was going to say. Did I mention that he's bald in this movie? Yeah. He may be my new boyfriend.
Okay, I take it back. John Travolta and Joaquim Phoenix are being slashy. There may be further updates.
ETA 1: I could live the rest of my life without seeing Robert Patrick in a Santa suit, holding a chick with fake antlers on her head.
His character imitating an Irish-Catholic priest, complete with terrible accent (but not cassock, sorry) and later sitting on the can.
Also Joaquin Phoenix is being a hot-ass which is cool because he usually kind of creeps me out. (I first saw him in Gladiator and it scarred me forever.)
ALSO, you should all go check out Morris Chestnut because not only is he hotting up this movie like whoa, but...I have NO IDEA what I was going to say. Did I mention that he's bald in this movie? Yeah. He may be my new boyfriend.
Okay, I take it back. John Travolta and Joaquim Phoenix are being slashy. There may be further updates.
ETA 1: I could live the rest of my life without seeing Robert Patrick in a Santa suit, holding a chick with fake antlers on her head.