Jeggings 2010 Anthem (to no particular tune)
Please excuse the gratuitous swearing...
All you fools better listen to this song,
‘cause the water current is mighty strong.
[We’re on a boat…. We’re wearing jeggings]
These aren't just leggings,
they're mother fucking jeggings!
Jeans are tight but not enough,
we needed leggings to show off our hot stuff!
Our pants are tight ass, thanks to all that Cass.
YoYoYo check out my camel toe, but don't mistake us for Russians or ‘Hos.
rockin' hof to hof and bar to bar
maybe with our jeggings, we’ll find a man with a car.
Who needs a car we’ve got a motherfucking boat,
With our jeggings on we’re bound to float!
You want my jeggings? Or how about a jirt?
Take a look at me bitch, imma make you squirt.
superstar status with our jeggings on,
we’ll still be partying when you guys are gone
But don't be jealous, just take the front row,
and watch us rock this motha fuckin SHOOOOWWWWW
And Yes, we did perform this in public while wearing our jeggings.
The Jeggings on a Boat Party was pretty epic, there were a few live bands which were alright, and the interlude music was all 1950's dance music!
The whole boat was also full of super hot guys, we picked up a big group of them and went for food after we disembarked. Then me and my favourite left early to go to the dance club!
Since this is strictly PG 13 I'll let you imagine the after-party...
And we had soup for breakfast!
Overall, a big win of a weekend!
All you fools better listen to this song,
‘cause the water current is mighty strong.
[We’re on a boat…. We’re wearing jeggings]
These aren't just leggings,
they're mother fucking jeggings!
Jeans are tight but not enough,
we needed leggings to show off our hot stuff!
Our pants are tight ass, thanks to all that Cass.
YoYoYo check out my camel toe, but don't mistake us for Russians or ‘Hos.
rockin' hof to hof and bar to bar
maybe with our jeggings, we’ll find a man with a car.
Who needs a car we’ve got a motherfucking boat,
With our jeggings on we’re bound to float!
You want my jeggings? Or how about a jirt?
Take a look at me bitch, imma make you squirt.
superstar status with our jeggings on,
we’ll still be partying when you guys are gone
But don't be jealous, just take the front row,
and watch us rock this motha fuckin SHOOOOWWWWW
And Yes, we did perform this in public while wearing our jeggings.
The Jeggings on a Boat Party was pretty epic, there were a few live bands which were alright, and the interlude music was all 1950's dance music!
The whole boat was also full of super hot guys, we picked up a big group of them and went for food after we disembarked. Then me and my favourite left early to go to the dance club!
Since this is strictly PG 13 I'll let you imagine the after-party...
And we had soup for breakfast!
Overall, a big win of a weekend!